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Help, I'm being oppressed!
Off to the cheese shop again.
Think I'll go for a walk.
I'm not dead yet.
Maybe I'll duck into the pub for a pint.
Look at all them rats!
Cough, cough. Stinking pollution.
Now that's a sour wind.
Let's go.
Mutton today. Mutton yesterday.
Think I'll drink a boot.
* GASP * =>It's good to be bourgeois.
I wonder what they're wearing in Paris this year?
I must get these pants mended.
I need a good cigar.
Coffee or tea?
But that's not daddy! Mommy, I like beans.
Mommy, that dog took my toy bunny.
Mommy, what is that man doing?
Mommy, does that dog have rabies?
Mommy, why is he standing in the alley?
Lol
Mommy, that cat isn't moving.
Mommy, that dog is chasing that cat.
Mommy, that butcher is chasing that dog.
Mommy, that policeman is chasing that butcher.
Mommy, that policeman is beating that man.
Roflmao
Mommy, that man is still floating in the harbor.
Mommy, that man's not wearing many clothes.
Mommy, why do you buy so much gin?
Mommy, where do babies come from?
]Blimey!
Covered in filth, I am.
This is my pet rat, Plaguey.
This is my pet pigeon, Droppy.
This is my pet squirrel, Bitey.
This is my pet bat, Foamy.
This is my pet worm, Smeary.
This is my pet louse, Itchy.
This is my pet weevil, Crunchy.
This is my pet frog, Squeezy.
Where's my mummy?
I didn't take it! Just borrowd it for a bit.
How can I be an urchin if I ain't got no spines?Once caught a fish with four eyes.
I guess I could always eat the worms.
Aye, this fish hasn't been dead too long.
That fish smells a bit.
Once caught a fish with two tails.
Once caught a fish wearing spectacles.<
Once caught a fish in a top hat. Ran for mayor he did.
I fish a bit, then I sleeps under the docks.
Don't eat them green fish. Not ripe yet.Sweeps em off der feet I do.
Good luck will rub off if I shake hands with you.
Is that dried paint or blood?
Street sweeping is just my day job. I'm really an actor.
What exactly is a chamber pot?
Good job protraying the snobsAre those peasants revolting again?
I say, good chap.
Tally ho!
Chauncy, where's my wig?
Chauncy, powder my wig.
Spit. Spot.
Chauncy, are you wearing my wig?
Chauncy, this is NOT my wig.
Chauncy, my wig smells of elderberries.
Chauncy, my wig is wet.
I can see how you think that might be better.
I have heard your feedback and ignored it.
LolI'm off to churn the butter.
I'm off to milk the cows.
I'm off to buy a bit o' gin.
I'm off to burn some books.
Oh boy...I'm off to see the stoning.
Hahaha...I'm off to see the hanging.
I'm off to see the guillotine.
I'm off to buy some fish for Friday.
Yes, it's real fur. No, it's beagle.
GASP! Historical context here!Let them eat cake!
Is it tea time yet?
That dress is so last month.
I wouldn't be caught dead in that getup.
I have a dress just like that. But nicer.
Yes, it's real fur. No, it's mink.
This street smells like peasants.
Scandalous!Feed the birds? Tupence a bag.
Yes, it's real fur. No, it's rat.
Is there a problem ociffer er officer?
Are you going to finish that, guvna? Can I?
I'm so hungry, guvna.
Mornin' guvna.
Out with the mistress again, guvna? No, I didn't see you.
LolClean your chamber pots, guvna?
Feel a spot of plague I do.
No, I've already had the plague. You can't catch it twice.
Cough. Hack. Bleedin' smog.
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