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Topic Subject:Post the funniest Armies Ever
Alex898
Skirmisher
posted 01-01-06 07:05 PM EDT (US)         
My favorite is one guy made an ALL STRELET late game army, funny as hell. Although not as hilarious, i have seen guys that make all musketeer armies.
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The Bob
Skirmisher
posted 01-01-06 07:06 PM EDT (US)     1 / 14       
coureur de hax armies
Hot Pie
Skirmisher
posted 01-01-06 07:21 PM EDT (US)     2 / 14       
Yeah i had an all strelet army once it was funny as hell. My ally massed falconets total pwnage lol. This was like my 5th game with russians tho i no its a noob tactic but it worked. I had 3 blckhouses outside his base just on the limit to closeness to his tc and spammed him. I had 2 groups of 50 and 1 of 35.when they were marching it looked like lord of the rings 2 with the orcs marching lol i wouldnt do it again tho.

And on strat discussions a guy got spammed with 50 falconets in 2v2


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EmpofKilling
Skirmisher
posted 01-02-06 03:27 AM EDT (US)     3 / 14       
O lol.. Hmm..

200 Minuteman lol :P

Sjonnie
Skirmisher
posted 01-02-06 05:55 AM EDT (US)     4 / 14       
Someone was desperate and send unupgreaded xbows to counter my heavy cannons.

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schildpad
Skirmisher
posted 01-02-06 06:17 AM EDT (US)     5 / 14       
150 imperial ruyther


stupid courassier. When he saw my army he started massing skirmishers, 30 imperial skirmishers lose to 150 imperial ruyther


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Angel Walker
Skirmisher
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posted 01-02-06 08:08 AM EDT (US)     6 / 14       
hmm... In fact, if you have Colonial Militia each TC can create 22 minutmen... If you are at Imperial Age with Ports (5 TC) you can have an army of 110 minutimen

EVERY game with Russia i always have strelets in my army!!! You can believe me - For their price they're the best anti-infantry unit of all game. i've made some calculations of base price and an army of 121 Strelets OWNED 50 Skirmishers...

Their only problem is their poplation cost (wwich is 1, but you need to outnumber your enemy to win), but if you have 5 blockhouses near your enemy base you can have a 50 Strelet army each 20 sec

Try to make a 200 pop army of Mortars - you may destroy your enemy base before they all die


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EmpofKilling
Skirmisher
posted 01-02-06 11:37 AM EDT (US)     7 / 14       
No lol..

Destroy TC and rebuild it

CK the Fat
Skirmisher
posted 01-02-06 11:42 AM EDT (US)     8 / 14       
One explorer.
Three dogs.
A bear.
A wolf.
A cougar.
Some natives.
A polar bear.
Some really pissed off villagers with a death wish.

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MadCat1968
Skirmisher
posted 01-02-06 12:51 PM EDT (US)     9 / 14       
Played my small army card.

All aboard!

Birdy4Birds
Skirmisher
posted 01-02-06 01:07 PM EDT (US)     10 / 14       
Edit: wrong topic

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shadow_ajs
Skirmisher
posted 01-02-06 05:19 PM EDT (US)     11 / 14       
200 Jans, it was a long game and i had more resoarces than would ever be needed, so i killed all my vills...
Birdy4Birds
Skirmisher
posted 01-02-06 06:07 PM EDT (US)     12 / 14       
You lost, I assume? Unless this was against the AI, which could be beaten by a blind, paralyzed monkey in a straightjacket. Wait, that's too hard for the AI to beat. It needs to face something on its level-say, my ten year old, nearly functionless old TV.

A world without nature is a world without life
topace3k-Cuirassiers are like.. some sort of ogre riding an elephant. They wear titanium armor, and have a force field as well. And now, they throw grenades...
Ever wonder if parrots think we are mimicking them?
My ESO2 user name is Arayashiki
raaman
Guest
posted 01-02-06 06:16 PM EDT (US)     13 / 14       

Quote:

and an army of 121 Strelets OWNED 50 Skirmishers...

Lol.... The only way that would happen is in the editor. I have had 50 skirmishers kill 121 strelets with 1 loss in the editor, but that doesn't mean it will happen in a real game. Also, your gonna need 13 houses to support all that, and you won't be able to get 99 vils. My army is only going to cost 50 pop, so I can bring 25 hussars ect. with me and own you.


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Insane Sheep
Skirmisher
posted 01-02-06 07:06 PM EDT (US)     14 / 14       
It was in a 100% Handicap Forum Party. 135 Ruyters ^^, there was a purple ocean on my mini-map.

Other funny armies I've encountered are those composed entirely of Streltsi with some cannons behind them. Funny stuff.


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