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Topic Subject:Teammates from... HELL (Post your horror stories here)
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posted 01-02-06 06:53 PM EDT (US)         
Post your tales of the worst teammates on earth here, whether it be walling in TCs, building sheep armies, getting wood in age 1, etc.

The worst that's happened to me was a teammate not building any military at all.

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posted 01-13-06 09:52 AM EDT (US)     51 / 54       
He said 118 kills, not vills :P
Anyway, since I haven't played online, I don't have any stories about dumb teammates, because I don't think the AI counts (even though most of the time it is so dumb it should be called the Artificial Idiot).
posted 01-13-06 02:46 PM EDT (US)     52 / 54       
LOL Great story for entertainment...
I hv had a game, 2v2, forgot which map it was. I and my teamate ended up won the game, and @ the end he added "oh man, this is being too easy." Since his score is 1/2 of mine, chances are, it was not my teamate being a gd players, but my emeries are being suck... and then he started to talk shxt to me... He asked how old am I(well I'm 21)and he said sth like "what are u doing here u lonely old man... aren't you a little old for this game?" I was pissed so I ask how old are u? He replied 13, and I asked "u hv sex b4?" and he was like "um.. yea like lastweek"........LOL stupid liar...

[This message has been edited by madpcsupreme (edited 01-13-2006 @ 02:48 PM).]

posted 01-13-06 02:49 PM EDT (US)     53 / 54       
I think your teamates Panicing is bad.

I remember.. one time I was in a battle and one teamate was fighting but was getting wiped.. I forward built on the back of his base and he had plenty of room to backup.. but then..
He yells like "I cant take anymore.." and quits.

I won the game but the point being is he quit before his time due to his Panicing. Panic based teamates are no teamates.. you need teamates who will fight to the last tooth and nail!


posted 01-13-06 02:56 PM EDT (US)     54 / 54       
I played a game on great lakes that was pretty bad. 2 guys had stacked on to one team, but i had a friend too so it was ok. It was 3 on 3 but our third guy was pretty much non existent. We kept telling him to make army and what not but he kept saying he couldn't and the ones he had he had obviously gotten from shipments. 2 of their guys were russian and stupidly spammed stretlets. Didn't matter however because i was using my french civ for this low lvl game.(lvl 5 :P)I used about 5 heavy cannons to blow their armies away and the currassiers to rape his econ. Our noob team mate was going down. Their dutch partner had hit him pretty bad and was finishing the job. Our team mate left the game as he thought he was pretty much dead. We repelled his attack however and i used monators to completely destroy all of the enemy villagers. It was pretty much a walk in after that.

End game i killed around 600 stretlets alone. Poor poor souls.

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