cmon guys u know what its like when you realised that you have THE NEWB ally, Lord fluffy pants, or regi123
soon as that team screen shows up and you get the 5 win per cent level 10 ottaman
but maybe its not so bad maybe now he will do better!
untill you see what he is doing, with his idles, do you scream "have you ever heard of a gather point?" but that would be futile.
then the pathetic newb says "is this a no rush game?" in doing so the newb shows he cant read, any possible quick in game tutorial will do you no good with this newb,
you may as well resign as you get hit from all sides as the enemy focuses on the strongest player
all the while as your villies and base get hammered, his dithering villagers are scrathing their heads and yawning after hes consumed all his resourse crates, well screw you newb
rember the greatest compliment to a newb is to say your almost a rook!