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Topic Subject:If- By Mr. Kipling and ImpLob
posted 05-18-09 06:32 AM EDT (US)         
Heres a poem by R. Kipling.(not the cake guy)
it has a Age of Empires twist...

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
"Dumb noob, u should of made some cav!"
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
"No im no lagger."
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
"If someone doesnt join game in 5 seconds im going."
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
"He lags bad."
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
"Stupid japan lamer!!!!"
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
"Taunt 32"

If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
"Im going to make Field Marshal"
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim;
"Maybe this guy is a noob."
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
"My TC!!! Damn pikemen!"
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
"He has lots of cav, get some musks quick!"
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;
"I'm so sick of repairing that outpost."
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
"I'm going to boom."
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
"Ok, can i build a new TC near ur base plz?"
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
"Stupid noob quiters leaving me on my own!"
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
"This is impossible, I'm going to resign."

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings -- nor lose the common touch,
"Hi there Nature_Phoenix."
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
"I don't want to team with this guy he has low rank."
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run --
"I'm sending my last vil into the forest."
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Man, my son!
"But I don't want to play earth FFA..."

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posted 05-18-09 10:35 AM EDT (US)     1 / 2       
"Dumb noob, u should of made some cav!"

This happens to me so often >_>
We say units at the beginning, we're like "musket/ xbow/pike, sounds good."
Then the other guy spams lbows or something and owns. My team mate bitches me out. Even though he can't seem to micro worth crap. Stupid people.
posted 05-18-09 12:48 PM EDT (US)     2 / 2       
yep. thats what kipling went through.... well... maybe not but anyway.

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