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superayush
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 05:16 AM EDT (US)         
so again lets discuss the facts which aoe 3 teaches us

1)ranged units carried unlimited ammunition
2)a man with coyote fur can kill a cannon

carry on folks..

"when starting a war it is not what right that matters but
victory"
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prowlers own
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 05:30 AM EDT (US)     1 / 142       
you cant kill a cannon since a cannon isnt alive -.-

GR account: Colonel Corrupt [egn]

prowlers own,
and you call yourself a human???
Just another liberal "name caller" cause you HAVE NO FACTS
Teutonic Twit
Scenario Reviewer
posted 10-21-09 05:53 AM EDT (US)     2 / 142       
Yea, but you make it break apart and disappear into the dirt...
tony20060601
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 06:55 AM EDT (US)     3 / 142       
lol superayush you idiot lol. who cares. in real life ppl die in 1 shot, heroes maybe 2/3 but no one cares about that.

WHO cares. villy dont carry resources back, they like teleport them back.

ITS ONLY A GAME LOL

and whats wrong with coyote fur, or unlimited ammo
Mariomasta RJK
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 07:55 AM EDT (US)     4 / 142       
you cant kill a cannon since a cannon isnt alive -.-
Or you kill the people manning it . I remember this thread from a long time ago. I guess ill start.

4. The secret of making a French villager was lost with the making of AoE 3, as how do you make more villagers with only males (oh wait, they're French XD)?

5. Decomposition happened within seconds in AoE games.

6. Cheating is no fun, kids

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Prefered civs: Hell, I like them all.
Rank: TWC PR 18 (master sergeant) TAD PR 17, Vanilla PR 12

Clan: Triple Entente
Favorite games: Dofus, AoE 3, Tremulous, CoD 4, SSBB, Urban Terror
Damn_Tasty
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 07:56 AM EDT (US)     5 / 142       
Tony are you doing this on purpose or? This thread is supposed to make fun of several things in age of empire. For example

Fact 3: European dudes have super rifles. They one hit k-0 elephants.

Smoking Hot.
As_Saffah
Scenario Reviewer
posted 10-21-09 01:27 PM EDT (US)     6 / 142       
Aztec WC is very stoic, whenever he dies he doesn't say anything, unlike those sissy euro explorers and asian monks.

Crunkatog on ESO
Bart331 balance suggestion: aztec: remove civ
Voltiguer: Ender, Sioux in 1.04 will be a top civ, no matter how many layers of Sioux goggles you put on
schildpad on Elephants: ...their mansabdar unit sucks so hard it looks like a black hole
Crunkatog on Steam.
obesechicken13
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 01:46 PM EDT (US)     7 / 142       
7. Whenever a middle eastern mameluke dies, two more spawn in his place. (How would you know, you've never seen one die).

8. Even though doppelsoldners were just landschknechts that got promoted, they fight worse.

9. People only need a set amount of food/wood/coin to survive forever! In fact - many don't even need food.

10. The fountain of Youth is really a swamp somewhere in the Yucatan.

11. You can't use math to calculate how something will turn out: there are simply too many factors.

12. Whenever a cannon fires, time slows down around it. The cannon ball travels with such momentum that it tears a hole in the time space continuum. Then, the universe tries to correct itself by speeding up time. Multiple cannon shots increase this effect.

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LordKivlov
Royal Guard
posted 10-21-09 04:21 PM EDT (US)     8 / 142       
12. Whenever a cannon fires, time slows down around it. The cannon ball travels with such momentum that it tears a hole in the time space continuum. Then, the universe tries to correct itself by speeding up time. Multiple cannon shots increase this effect.
wut?

Cheating is only fun until you get caught.

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DukeLeto
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 04:27 PM EDT (US)     9 / 142       
He's taking about the fact that he needs to turn down his graphics because it lags when his cannons shoot.
mrscientistman
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 04:30 PM EDT (US)     10 / 142       
-A guy on a horse can take 2 cannonballs to the face and keep on running.
-People only eat food the second they're born and don't eat any afterward.
-You can just build people whenever you want them, and they come out as adults and ready to go.
-It takes 10 seconds to build and furnish a house.
-1 gunshot isn't enough to kill someone; it can take more than 10 sometimes. Likewise, slicing someone's head off doesn't seem to affect them much.
-In order to gather food, just sort of vaguely move your hands around the dead animal.
-One guy with a knife can beat a grizzly bear in hand-to-hand combat.
-You can build an empire in under an hour.

-Please tell me if you know a clan that accepts Level 2 Conscripts for vanilla (sigh, why do I insist on playing when I know I don't have enough time to finish my game)
As_Saffah
Scenario Reviewer
posted 10-21-09 05:28 PM EDT (US)     11 / 142       
-Leading a revolution means you can never become an imperial power. Oh wait

Crunkatog on ESO
Bart331 balance suggestion: aztec: remove civ
Voltiguer: Ender, Sioux in 1.04 will be a top civ, no matter how many layers of Sioux goggles you put on
schildpad on Elephants: ...their mansabdar unit sucks so hard it looks like a black hole
Crunkatog on Steam.
Teutonic Twit
Scenario Reviewer
posted 10-21-09 06:08 PM EDT (US)     12 / 142       
-Meat grows on berry bushes
-There are no vegetarians in AOE
BurningSushi460
Scenario Reviewer
posted 10-21-09 06:45 PM EDT (US)     13 / 142       
-Asian fishermen on tied-together bamboo shoots send ferocious hunting ducks to rip apart whole whales while they're still in the water to support their afternoon dim sum.
-18th century technology was so advanced, all non-artillery based personnel were capable of pulling lit torches out of their asses for anti-building manuevers.

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Astor: Churchill, if you were my husband, Id put poison in your coffee.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, Id drink it.
Mariomasta RJK
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 08:00 PM EDT (US)     14 / 142       
BTW acknowledge that burningsushi was the originator of the first and better thread of the 1000 facts you learned from aoe 3.

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Prefered civs: Hell, I like them all.
Rank: TWC PR 18 (master sergeant) TAD PR 17, Vanilla PR 12

Clan: Triple Entente
Favorite games: Dofus, AoE 3, Tremulous, CoD 4, SSBB, Urban Terror
Simia
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 08:35 PM EDT (US)     15 / 142       
So why does no one else get this: The 100 food you pay for settlers is how much food they needed to eat on their journey from Europe to the New World. That's why they arrive at your town center fully grown. Doesn't the fact that they're named "settlers" give it away? The food they eat while are in your colony isn't very much, and the hunting vills pass it around to your mining and wood chopping vills when you aren't looking.

Rushing With France
the french ar general an bad civ. bcause they know what the enemy can do!
as an french u must luck that u have more crossbows then pikes. pikes ar only for buildings or cav. the deck should have in 3 hussars. thats the way to winning! a nother good card is 700 wood and 700 food. have fun by capture the enemy -Loessli

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DukeLeto
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 08:50 PM EDT (US)     16 / 142       
-There are no vegetarians in AOE
Japanese? They do eat fish though...
DrizzyDrops
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 10:02 PM EDT (US)     17 / 142       
1.) pathfinding has been a issue since before GPS.

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Teutonic Twit
Scenario Reviewer
posted 10-21-09 10:22 PM EDT (US)     18 / 142       
Ensemble Studios Introduced the Black Family into the game and not Daniel Boone. Boone was the "real" Pathfinder. He could of corrected all those problems!
O_man0
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 10:36 PM EDT (US)     19 / 142       
rofl nice one saffah, sigged.

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My skill level is incalculable!!! Its been forever since I played seriously...
Mike Sass: Culverins are like Garrichistos, only theyre cannons.
DrizzyDrops
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 11:19 PM EDT (US)     20 / 142       
dancing around a fire makes babies pop out faster

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Teutonic Twit
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posted 10-21-09 11:21 PM EDT (US)     21 / 142       
"dancing around a fire makes babies pop out faster"
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I've heard that! The light attracts them!

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DrizzyDrops
Skirmisher
posted 10-21-09 11:26 PM EDT (US)     22 / 142       
haha i got another one:

only souix mastered the skill of turning horses invisible

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Teutonic Twit
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posted 10-21-09 11:46 PM EDT (US)     23 / 142       
Cheyenne Dog Soldiers did it too...so did Bev Doolittle in her art...
superayush
Skirmisher
posted 10-22-09 05:22 AM EDT (US)     24 / 142       
-outlaws are so friendly to join a nations main army and obey command

"when starting a war it is not what right that matters but
victory"
tony20060601
Skirmisher
posted 10-22-09 06:19 AM EDT (US)     25 / 142       
-apparently 1 gun shot from a musketeer is weaker than a landsknetches sword hit.
-arrows from arrowknights and yabusume do the trick against cannons, BUT GUNS DONT.
-where are the commanders in gay pants?
-why dont animals fight back when they get hit, about 10 villy will get ass raped by a herd of bison.
-india(no racism intended i just think they really suk)
-you can make horse men and skull men by dancing around a fire
-when you age up every single 1 of ur houses get pimped by spending a bunch of food, and have you ever wondered where that food ever goes?
-cannons cant hurt any1 standing in from of it, IT WOULD WTF OWN ANYONE.
-i think i should stop, but im not going to even get started about aoe2, you destroy buildings by shooting them with arrows and hitting them with swords etc etc

oh yeah and why dont the guys ever take the time to scratch their parts that are chafing from their armour.

TRY TO TOP THAT OFF

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