Give your personal reasons for trusting elected officials less than unaccountable, faceless mega-corporations.
Acceptible reasons:
Ayn Rand told me to.
Glen Beck told me to.
SOCIALISTS KILLED MY UNBORN BABY!!!!!!
Unacceptible reaons:
Citing John Locke (he's dead it's really the smoke monster!)
Citing the 2nd Ammendment of the French constitution
Citing Lynard Skynyrd
Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs?
Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Not one now, to mock your own grinning?