Dude, there are younger children who come to this site, and use these forums. Please keep it PG rated. If you can't keep it in your pants, this isn't the site you're looking for.
Edit: oh yeah, and they're supposed to be funny.
"Build a man a fire, and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, and you warm him for the rest of his life." -Chinese proverb
"If MacGyver and Jack Bauer were in a fight, Chuck Norris would win."
[This message has been edited by rippy (edited 05-31-2005 @ 08:28 PM).]