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A dutch Envoy has been arrested in relation to spying for the French goverment. Pieter Shlinenpopn, a resident of North Carolina was taken into custardy last night. He was taken aback and is reported to have said, "It was very sticky and thick."
Following an explosion in a German Artillery Foundry witnesses have reported that 4 British mercenary Ninjas were behind the attack. 3 Petards were killed and several injured. One Petard said, "I knew I would blow up some day, but I didn't think it would be today. I'm going to sue Frederick."
Another mill is on strike in British territory today because its workers didn't have good accomodation. Mrs. Forster spoke to us saying, "Not enough population room. Not enough population room."
Scientists in India have been trying to find the cause of the intelligence decline in settlers and some are saying it could be related to wood which is their main diet.
A man is being hunted down after he stole meat from a butchers, allegedly for his pet Orangutan, Crunchy. He is described by police as a small man with a beard, and wearing very few clothes. He was last seen sailing past a dock in Sri Lanka in a catamaran.
Thats all for tonight.
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A dutch Envoy has been arrested in relation to spying for the French goverment. Pieter Shlinenpopn, a resident of North Carolina was taken into custardy last night. He was taken aback and is reported to have said, "It was very sticky and thick."
Following an explosion in a German Artillery Foundry witnesses have reported that 4 British mercenary Ninjas were behind the attack. 3 Petards were killed and several injured. One Petard said, "I knew I would blow up some day, but I didn't think it would be today. I'm going to sue Frederick."
Another mill is on strike in British territory today because its workers didn't have good accomodation. Mrs. Forster spoke to us saying, "Not enough population room. Not enough population room."
Scientists in India have been trying to find the cause of the intelligence decline in settlers and some are saying it could be related to wood which is their main diet.
A man is being hunted down after he stole meat from a butchers, allegedly for his pet Orangutan, Crunchy. He is described by police as a small man with a beard, and wearing very few clothes. He was last seen sailing past a dock in Sri Lanka in a catamaran.
Thats all for tonight.
CALM
AND
CARRY
ON
≤≤≤≤≤See my YouTube channel for some crazy pointless crap!≥≥≥≥≥