The Chinese in TAD are actually full of crap, they are just like the People's Republic of China.
The Porcelain Tower, considered a beautifully extravagant work of Chinese architecture, is secretly eye candy with an underground factory that produces food, gold, and lumber.
The Confucian Academy, meant to house China's most talented students in learning, is just a sweat shop meant to produce volatile fireworks used in war.
The White Pagoda, a Buddhist relic, is now a Buddhist steroid producer upon completion.
The Summer Palace, a historically signifigant summer home of the emperor, is, in reality, a brainwashing facility that lures in unaware tourists and plucky Chinese boys into the Army without even paying them.
Lastly, The Temple of Heaven, meant to be the place where the Emperor of China makes an offering to the Gods, is really a chemical experiments facility, designed to disable pain and heal wounds upon all Chinese military personnel on the field (also, the fact that villagers are produced upon its construction implies that it is a Hong Kong whorehouse)
Actually it was originally called just Heaven, but then God sold the naming rights to Microsoft, so.... -GoForGoldenJarls
Astor: “Churchill, if you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee.”
Churchill: “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”[This message has been edited by BurningSushi460 (edited 01-31-2010 @ 07:11 PM).]