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Oh, that's too bad. They're delicious. Weird that you wouldn't have them, though... I thought they were pretty much everywhere.

its hrd to watch a film without seeing a pretzel threw at the guy who cleans up.

what you tink of teh sig? or should i add teh mock americans bit?

If YOU LEARNED HOW TO TYPE, I would like your sig.

I know how to spell. its just that i try to type too quick for myself.

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British Eagle is the worst Scot I've ever seen...

I like it.

How Did You Kmow Im A Scot, Oh Fan Of Britney Spears.

Kill the line break between your name and your, uh, improvement. Compact is good.

[This message has been edited by Hal4 (edited 07-14-2005 @ 12:34 PM).]

Hey, those are Dio's Britney Spears CD's not mine!

oh yeah. and there ya go. now kill teh 3ft space between your head and well be fine.

as i said, gfgj how you know im scot?

Because you keep saying 'You should be a Brit, not English, Scottish'. Everyone knows the Scots aren't supposed to be proud of Britain as a whole, which is especially funnay because you keep dissing the English

And by the way, you're also cruisin' for a banning...

My god, the teachers probably gave you 'G' in English because even an 'F-' does not describe how bad your grammar is.

[This message has been edited by Austin Powers (edited 07-14-2005 @ 12:39 PM).]

im not proud of britain as a whole. i just think taht england is better thanamerica. i never mentiond teh fact scotland rules all.

and chill. i wont be mean to random people anymore.

and i got a 'U' in english actually. they didnt botehr markin it. mainly cus i didnt take it. i got expelled befrore christmas.

[This message has been edited by British_Eagle (edited 07-14-2005 @ 12:42 PM).]

Lucky

This is a story about a girl named Lucky…

Early morning, she wakes up
Knock, knock, knock on the door
It's time for makeup, perfect smile
It's you they're all waiting for
They go…
"Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl?"
And they say…

[CHORUS:]
She's so lucky, she's a star
But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart, thinking
If there's nothing missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night

Lost in an image, in a dream
But there's no one there to wake her up
And the world is spinning, and she keeps on winning
But tell me what happens when it stops?
They go…
"Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl?"
And they say…

[Repeat CHORUS]

"Best actress, and the winner is…Lucky!"
"I'm Roger Johnson for Pop News standing outside the arena waiting for Lucky"
"Oh my god…here she comes!"

Isn't she lucky, this Hollywood girl?
She is so lucky, but why does she cry?
If there's nothing missing in her life
Why do tears come at night?

[repeat chorus twice]

I'm not a girl not yet a women

I used to think
I had the answers to everything
But now I know
Life doesn't always
Go my way, yeah...
Feels like I'm caught in the middle
That's when I realize...

[Chorus]
I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between

[Verse 2]
I'm not a girl
There is no need to protect me
Its time that I
Learn to face up to this on my own
I've seen so much more than u know now
Don't tell me to shut my eyes

I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between

I'm not a girl
But if u look at me closely
You will see it my eyes
This girl will always find
Her way

I'm not a girl
(I'm not a girl don't tell me what to believe)
Not Yet a woman
(I'm just tryin to find the woman in me, yeah)
All I need is time (All I need)
A moment that is mine (That is mine)
While I'm in between

I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time (is All I need)
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between

I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman

oops, I did it again

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby

[CHORUS:]
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh

[Repeat CHORUS]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All aboard"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

Oops!...I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

ok... dio lay off teh sugar...

If you're not proud of Britain as a whole then why the hell is your name British Eagle And you keep saying join teh Britain!

And then you make fun of American English after making a post with 10 words with correct grammar and 87 words with incorrect grammar...

[This message has been edited by GoForGoldenJarls (edited 07-14-2005 @ 12:44 PM).]

Meh, Had alot of time on my hands.

British I would prefer you to use Good grammar, and not words like "Teh".

nice new sig dio.

and hey my excuse is taht im dislyxic.

and id rather argue on britains side than americans. an i was having an off day when i made the account. case closed.

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Fixed, remember sentances start with capital letters.

GFGJ do you realy ahve nothing better to do than search through forums looking for bad 'grammar'? meybe your sig should be Grammar Boy! Protector of Good Grammar! (the bad grammar is sarcasm. have a field day)

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I saw that one coming.

I know another guy who's dyslexic on the forums and he's not NEARLY as bad as you, his name's Scud.

Eagle, you got expelled? I had a low amount of respect before, but now it's in the negatives.

PS-We're Grammmar Nazis BTW. Although me and a bunch of others (yes, I see the irony in that ) were once part of the disbanded "HG Speling and Grammer Poleese"

[This message has been edited by Austin Powers (edited 07-14-2005 @ 12:56 PM).]

Good Theory. Now Go Watch CBB'S.

And I Got ExpelledBecause When a Gang Of Bullys Tried to steal My Money, I Broke The Biggest Ones Jaw. Just to Show I ment Buissness. (The Rest Of Them Beat The Hell Outa Me)

[This message has been edited by British_Eagle (edited 07-14-2005 @ 12:56 PM).]

Oh, you shouldn't have punched the guy, you should've told a teacher so they'd get suspended for stealing.

[This message has been edited by Austin Powers (edited 07-14-2005 @ 12:59 PM).]