[This message has been edited by Angel Sunny (edited 07-11-2005 @ 05:50 PM).]
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Kumar Shah Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:30 AM
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There we go again with a stupid MOM jokes. For some reasons Americans think they are cool too. Obviously they start saying them when they can't think of anything funny or witty to say anymore. Sad...real sad. No wonder I like feeding on American stupididy. But Lp is Brazillian...Florida is having a terrible effect on him.
Can you do the Double Yoda? A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
Elpea Hal
(id: lp_usa)
posted 07-18-05 00:31 AM
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1477 / 2500
Yes, because Indians are certainly 100% smarter than Americans.
Meteora Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:31 AM
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1478 / 2500
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Because you got 14 known STDs and 3 unknown.
Yeah, but I still have a penis.
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Elpea Hal
(id: lp_usa)
posted 07-18-05 00:31 AM
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1479 / 2500
I have one worth 2.
Kumar Shah Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:32 AM
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1480 / 2500
Any second of the minute.
I don't need a calculator to calculate 30x29
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I have one worth 2.
It works?
Can you do the Double Yoda? A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
[This message has been edited by KS (edited 07-18-2005 @ 00:33 AM).]
Meteora Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:33 AM
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1481 / 2500
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I have one worth 2.
Yeah, but I wield mine much more skillfully.
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GoForGoldenJarls Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:33 AM
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1482 / 2500
Wow, because I have 2 worth 0
Dio_the_lonely Banned
posted 07-18-05 00:33 AM
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1483 / 2500
Wow kumar you are that good at math It would probably take me two mins. to do with out a calculater or a pencil and paper.
Meteora Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:34 AM
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1484 / 2500
Oh Dio...
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Wow, because I have 2 worth 0
No, those are called labia minor. They're worth a lot, but they're used differently from a penis.
See, they help protect that opening that lies between them.
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Dio_the_lonely Banned
posted 07-18-05 00:35 AM
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1485 / 2500
Lp wubz the penis.
Kumar Shah Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:36 AM
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1486 / 2500
I am better at Math than you for sure, but it doesn't matter
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Lp wubz the penis
Failure, try again.
Can you do the Double Yoda? A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
Dio_the_lonely Banned
posted 07-18-05 00:37 AM
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1487 / 2500
Lp wubz Kumar?
Elpea Hal
(id: lp_usa)
posted 07-18-05 00:38 AM
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1488 / 2500
I love red, I love red everything. It's the perfect color.
Kumar Shah Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:38 AM
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1489 / 2500
Dio, failure again. Try again.
Can you do the Double Yoda? A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
Meteora Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:38 AM
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1490 / 2500
I'm so telling Kari you have another love.
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Dio_the_lonely Banned
posted 07-18-05 00:39 AM
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1491 / 2500
Lp Wubz Adder?
Elpea Hal
(id: lp_usa)
posted 07-18-05 00:39 AM
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1492 / 2500
Her hair is red! My favorite feature about her.
Kumar Shah Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:40 AM
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1493 / 2500
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I'm so telling Kari you have another love.
Oh man, she is going to ask you out then. Oh man.
Can you do the Double Yoda? A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
Meteora Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:40 AM
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1494 / 2500
Hell yes.
I'm so getting laid tonight.
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Kumar Shah Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:41 AM
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1495 / 2500
Mete, his hand and the internet. Always good.
Can you do the Double Yoda? A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
Meteora Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:42 AM
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1496 / 2500
I don't have intercourse with my hand.
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Kumar Shah Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:43 AM
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1497 / 2500
I never said you do.
Can you do the Double Yoda? A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
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Dio_the_lonely Banned
posted 07-18-05 00:43 AM
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1498 / 2500
In a rage of fit Meteora and the crowd lift elpea up and throw him against a wall. Kumar ties his legs to the wall while Adder gets his hands. Meteora then forces him to watch him have sex with his girlfriend. After witnessing this elpea is horified. Meteora then takes his Hatchet Cuts off Elpeas Genitials. Elpea then Bleeds to death.
Elpea(The Crazy mod) Has been lynched.
Meteora Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:44 AM
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1499 / 2500
You implied it, and I can't have Kari thinking I'm desperate.
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FlyingMonkey Skirmisher
posted 07-18-05 00:44 AM
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1500 / 2500
He obviously meant that you use your hand while on the internet. For clicking the mouse and typing.