Five Much Orange: Get your new and improved Doitzel. Only 19.89

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Sunshine
Banned

posted 07-10-05 06:39 PM EDT (US)

In Memoriam
Too Much Orange I
Too Much Orange II
Too Much Orange III³
Three Much Orange: A New Mod
Four Much Orange: Dio the Magic Dragon

The Lead Zeppelin!

(Vocals by ~~FD2~~ some other guy)

[This message has been edited by Angel Sunny (edited 07-11-2005 @ 05:50 PM).]

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Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:30 AM EDT (US) 1476 / 2500

There we go again with a stupid MOM jokes. For some reasons Americans think they are cool too. Obviously they start saying them when they can't think of anything funny or witty to say anymore. Sad...real sad. No wonder I like feeding on American stupididy. But Lp is Brazillian...Florida is having a terrible effect on him.

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)

posted 07-18-05 00:31 AM EDT (US) 1477 / 2500

Yes, because Indians are certainly 100% smarter than Americans.

Meteora
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:31 AM EDT (US) 1478 / 2500

Quote:

Because you got 14 known STDs and 3 unknown.

Yeah, but I still have a penis.

^{★ ★ ★ ★ ★}

Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)

posted 07-18-05 00:31 AM EDT (US) 1479 / 2500

I have one worth 2.

Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:32 AM EDT (US) 1480 / 2500

Any second of the minute.

I don't need a calculator to calculate 30x29

Quote:

I have one worth 2.

It works?

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

[This message has been edited by KS (edited 07-18-2005 @ 00:33 AM).]

Meteora
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:33 AM EDT (US) 1481 / 2500

Quote:

I have one worth 2.

Yeah, but I wield mine much more skillfully.

^{★ ★ ★ ★ ★}

GoForGoldenJarls
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:33 AM EDT (US) 1482 / 2500

Wow, because I have 2 worth 0

Dio_the_lonely
Banned

posted 07-18-05 00:33 AM EDT (US) 1483 / 2500

Wow kumar you are that good at math It would probably take me two mins. to do with out a calculater or a pencil and paper.

Meteora
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:34 AM EDT (US) 1484 / 2500

Oh Dio...

Quote:

Wow, because I have 2 worth 0

No, those are called labia minor. They're worth a lot, but they're used differently from a penis.

See, they help protect that opening that lies between them.

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[This message has been edited by Meteora (edited 07-18-2005 @ 00:35 AM).]

Dio_the_lonely
Banned

posted 07-18-05 00:35 AM EDT (US) 1485 / 2500

Lp wubz the penis.

Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:36 AM EDT (US) 1486 / 2500

I am better at Math than you for sure, but it doesn't matter

Quote:

Lp wubz the penis

Failure, try again.

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

Dio_the_lonely
Banned

posted 07-18-05 00:37 AM EDT (US) 1487 / 2500

Lp wubz Kumar?

Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)

posted 07-18-05 00:38 AM EDT (US) 1488 / 2500

I love red, I love red everything. It's the perfect color.

Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:38 AM EDT (US) 1489 / 2500

Dio, failure again. Try again.

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

Meteora
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:38 AM EDT (US) 1490 / 2500

I'm so telling Kari you have another love.

^{★ ★ ★ ★ ★}

Dio_the_lonely
Banned

posted 07-18-05 00:39 AM EDT (US) 1491 / 2500

Lp Wubz Adder?

Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)

posted 07-18-05 00:39 AM EDT (US) 1492 / 2500

Her hair is red! My favorite feature about her.

Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:40 AM EDT (US) 1493 / 2500

Quote:

I'm so telling Kari you have another love.

Oh man, she is going to ask you out then. Oh man.

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

Meteora
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:40 AM EDT (US) 1494 / 2500

Hell yes.

I'm so getting laid tonight.

^{★ ★ ★ ★ ★}

Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:41 AM EDT (US) 1495 / 2500

Mete, his hand and the internet. Always good.

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

Meteora
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:42 AM EDT (US) 1496 / 2500

I don't have intercourse with my hand.

^{★ ★ ★ ★ ★}

Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:43 AM EDT (US) 1497 / 2500

I never said you do.

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

[This message has been edited by KS (edited 07-18-2005 @ 00:43 AM).]

Dio_the_lonely
Banned

posted 07-18-05 00:43 AM EDT (US) 1498 / 2500

In a rage of fit Meteora and the crowd lift elpea up and throw him against a wall. Kumar ties his legs to the wall while Adder gets his hands. Meteora then forces him to watch him have sex with his girlfriend. After witnessing this elpea is horified. Meteora then takes his Hatchet Cuts off Elpeas Genitials. Elpea then Bleeds to death.

Elpea(The Crazy mod) Has been lynched.

Meteora
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:44 AM EDT (US) 1499 / 2500

You implied it, and I can't have Kari thinking I'm desperate.

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FlyingMonkey
Skirmisher

posted 07-18-05 00:44 AM EDT (US) 1500 / 2500

He obviously meant that you use your hand while on the internet. For clicking the mouse and typing.

Purpetual Purplexity

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