Now notice that it has been over 11 hours since the last post. You see, there is no need to simply bump the thread with a "+1!" because it's sinking.
Slightly disgusting story: My sister went to a concert today and we got stuck with her hyper-active and large puppy, who likes to play rough and kick the crap out of our dogs. It is literally the worst behaved dog I've ever seen. So, because she's so rough, we have to keep one of our dogs, a 5-pound daschund, separate so that he doesn't get hurt.
So he was laying in bed with me, biting on my ear, when I decided to eat a granola bar. I had it on the other side of the bed so that he couldn't get at it and I could eat it in peace. He tried climbing over me to get to it but failed when I restrained him. So what does the little rodent do in defiance? Why, urinates all over my shoulder, of course!
Goddamn dogs. [angry smile here]
Note that this is not thread worthy or all that good of a story, but I felt the need to post and tell the community. It is thus that I made this post in this OT thread. It doesn't belong anywhere else, so it goes here. It humors me and keeps the spam and crappy threads down.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.