Yes, but singing it would only be effective with a quartet. and I don't think there were 4 people in the helicopter.

Don't be so sure.

If there were three of them, and all were tenors, then it would OK.

Ah yes, that is possible.

It definitely couldn't be me then, I'm a baritone.

Telling this joke would have been more effective:

A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 am. His wife is sleeping and he's trying to sneak into bed. He's lying in bed for a few minutes and farts.
His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"

He replies, "Touchdown - I'm winning, 7 nothing."

She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.

He yells at her, "What was that?"

She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."

Now he thinks, "I'm gonna give her a doozy." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."

Gross.

Wait, effective for what exactly?

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More effective at finding their location.

I seem to be lost. Maybe that's the effect it would have on them :P

Microsoftians aren't known for their comedic prowess.

DING DONG

"people giving bed-jokes are hereby revocted access to the forums"

DING DONG

Where's that noise coming from? I didn't know there was a PA system at HG.

DING DONG

"would the poster with registration Xiphias please move her post out of this site*

DING DONG

Apparently I'm female now. I think you've got the wrong licence plate, buddy. :P

DING DONG

*We would like that Xiphias stops posting in these threads, as they now fall under the rule of JF*

DING DONG

What's JF? Juniper Fund?

DING-DONG

Hello

DING-DONG

DING DONG

"We would like to say to poster inpersonating people from JF, that that is illegal and they will be prosecuted"

Oh dear.

Im at a bit of a loss as to what to say. I was saying a simple hello while waving a bell and now I am to be prosecuted for fraud or something.

Ding Dong
Ding Dong
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Ding Dong

I think there is an error with JF.

Ahhh! we are Natives now.

*brandishes tomahawk*

[This message has been edited by Xiphias (edited 10-14-2006 @ 07:19 AM).]

It gets worser with each name, I want to be able to suggest a name

Go for it.

Scout - Hussar - Palladin

something like that?

Native isn't bad at all.

I like being a savage personally :P

DING DONG THE BITCH'S IS DEAD!

Im such a visionary.

Little. Green. Different. Film.