FINALLY A PICTURE OF GAURDIAN. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

That's...disgusting.

Brian Peppers!

This guy is actually a sex offender. So feel free to ridicule him without experiencing any moral guilt whatsoever.

Actually I'm wrong. Apparantly he was trying to 'get the attention' of a nurse so he grabbed her ass.lol.

A wealthy lawyer says he must be the ugliest man in the world after having 5,000 marriage proposals turned down.

Croatian lawyer, Emil Kacic, who has logged all the failures in a little black book, said: "Money can't buy you love, at least if you have a face like mine."

After placing adverts in local papers stressing his wealth with words like "tender and rich lawyer looks for a pretty lady to marry" and then "disgustingly rich lawyer looks for a pretty lady to marry", he was still unable to find a wife.

He said: "I've got to the point where I have even been asking women I am meeting in the streets to marry me, but they always say no."

Kacic, from Zagreb, said he had now accepted that he must be the ugliest man in the world.

In an interview with daily newspaper, Vecernji List, dejected Kacic said: "I've tried placing all kinds of different ads, but not a single woman I've met through my adverts has accepted my offer. What else is there to believe, other than that I must be the ugliest man in the world."

But disappointment has yet to defeat hope: "No success yet, but I will keep trying," he resolved, adding: "I hope all the publicity over my failed search for love might bring me love at last."

it's a fact
I'm going as a male Bret Michaels
for Halloween

And it's not quite over yet.

So I sat through a presentation in Geography about Belgium a few days ago. Let me just say, onbekende, you are less than the Dutch.

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Bk says:
well
Bk says:
that is certainly going to be quoted out of context
Bk says:
so let me say in advance
Bk says:
that I hate you all.

Lol, brilliant!

Ah yes, for some reason I love this place.

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Haha, tiny tits.

Do more pushups?

With who do we now match Bk with?

Rudolf, because it's random.

WE SUED THEM!!!

Haha Bk is a pussy.

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Translate that please? The page, not "WE SUED THEM!!!".

Haha, Alles over Google.

After horing on 5 September 2006 the court of Brussels of first construction made the next condemnation.

My extension doesn't support Belgian

We sued them because they violated out copyright on news.
They stored news oon there servers even if it was deleted from some news sites.
And it is not belgian, it is french, it were Wallonie sites

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That is funny! you are partially right. construction and condemnation is false.

after a quick google-search

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There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."

"That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.

"Get my brown pants."