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Taufiq Khan Skirmisher
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posted 03-27-07 09:01 AM
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ArcticWind7 Banned
posted 03-27-07 09:19 AM
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Gotta hit the g spot.
Trottski Skirmisher
posted 03-27-07 11:45 AM
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What does a mathimatician do if they got constipatiant...?
Work it out with a pencil.
Hehe, my math teacher hit a kid by accident today and we kept on wrecking him and he nearly cried.
And that picture is weird bt funny.
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Hehe, my math teacher hit a kid by accident today and we kept on wrecking him and he nearly cried.
My 8th grade math teacher would throw chalk at us, if we were fooling around, or weren't paying attention.
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Thebean Skirmisher
posted 03-27-07 04:26 PM
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We had an ex-marine for a teacher back when I was 13 or so. He taught computers, and back then, I'd never used one. I couldn't understand why the floppy disk was hard, and the hard disk was nowhere.
I'd get it wrong all the time, and he'd shout so much, it was terrifiying. And annoying, as I really was trying. I once skipped school just so I wouldn't be in his class.
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Purple Skirmisher
posted 03-27-07 07:18 PM
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My 8th grade math teacher would throw chalk at us, if we were fooling around, or weren't paying attention
I've had several teachers like that, if you are on their good side, it's great fun to watch people get pelted with chalk.
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Gaurdian_112 Banned
posted 03-27-07 08:06 PM
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Shala, the find X one is beyond hilarious, that cracked me up!
Yamato Take Prince of Tennis
posted 03-27-07 08:08 PM
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That sound like my Biology teacher. One time she threw a marker in my nads.
Cosmopolitan? Check.
Fluttershy Skirmisher
(id: Freaky2)
posted 03-27-07 08:18 PM
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I've had several teachers like that, if you are on their good side, it's great fun to watch people get pelted with chalk.
Yeah it's great fun. There was one kid who would purposefully act out just to get free chalk. It was interesting to say the least...
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GoForGoldenJarls Skirmisher
posted 03-27-07 08:23 PM
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Was she purposely aiming for said nads, or was it a lucky shot?
papaya ಠ_ಠ
(id: X_MOSS)
posted 03-27-07 10:03 PM
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My current English teacher has ripped up a couple of kids binders because they were not paying attention. Seriously, he would pick them up and rip them right in half.
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Yamato Take Prince of Tennis
posted 03-27-07 10:08 PM
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It was a lucky shot. Actually, if I hadn't tried to dodge it, it wouldn't have hit me at all.
Cosmopolitan? Check.
Fluttershy Skirmisher
(id: Freaky2)
posted 03-27-07 10:14 PM
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pick them up and rip them right in half.
Too much muscles? You must have some pretty wimpy binders, or a very buff teacher.
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Botolf Royal Guard
posted 03-27-07 10:38 PM
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Or maybe he's just sadistic, and takes extreme pleasure in seeing the mauled remains of a student's school supplies.
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Arvedui Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 03-27-07 10:40 PM
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I agree with Botolf.
Our science teacher actually hits us with meter sticks, and hard, too. Trust me, IT HURTS!
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Purple Skirmisher
posted 03-27-07 11:04 PM
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Just be thankful that it's not a decimetre stick.
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GoForGoldenJarls Skirmisher
posted 03-28-07 00:42 AM
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Or a nanometer stick.
Arvedui Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 03-28-07 02:11 AM
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Metre? It's meter!
"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr | "I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy "Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
TaylorFlame Lizard the Bard
posted 03-28-07 02:40 AM
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Its metre, fool.
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Arvedui Messiah of Fail
(id: ashwin13)
posted 03-28-07 02:42 AM
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Meter
"Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr | "I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy "Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
TaylorFlame Lizard the Bard
posted 03-28-07 02:56 AM
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Hahaha, foolish man!
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OutlandishTeacup Skirmisher
posted 03-28-07 03:45 AM
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Pharaoh declares we use re.
beekay Skirmisher
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posted 03-28-07 03:48 AM
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The only spelling Pharaoh has ever cared about was forummer, in which the mm is entirely necessary and grammatically correct.