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Jax
HG Monument
(id: Jax Omen)

posted 02-07-07 06:45 PM EDT (US)

house won this

[This message has been edited by Purple (edited 03-18-2007 @ 06:54 AM).]

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Botolf
Royal Guard

posted 03-03-07 03:33 PM EDT (US) 1251 / 2562

TURN OFF THAT SNOWBLOWER DAMMIT

| Botolf the Crazed |
There's treasure everywhere!
Winner of the Kman Lame Puns Award

TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard

posted 03-03-07 03:53 PM EDT (US) 1252 / 2562

Quote:

Most of us are getting too old for her :/

I'm not.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.

British_Eagle
Guest

posted 03-03-07 04:16 PM EDT (US) 1253 / 2562

Quote:

She has a fetish for young teenage boys.

Actualy she has an age limit of 18 minimum. Not that it gets in the way of our marrage. Every time that wall shakes in our bedroom, you just know she's thinking about me downstairs on the pull-out sofa.

Ninja Beagle
"My weenie is beautiful." - Doikie
"Is it just me, or does beagle need neutering?" - Yakcamkir

Xunny
Banned

posted 03-03-07 04:20 PM EDT (US) 1254 / 2562

19 is my lower limit

oliver
Skirmisher

posted 03-03-07 05:40 PM EDT (US) 1255 / 2562

Holy shit, I think I just kicked everyone's broadband ass.

I win.

Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)

posted 03-03-07 05:48 PM EDT (US) 1256 / 2562

I think Asians laugh at you.

Fluttershy
Skirmisher
(id: Freaky2)

posted 03-03-07 05:52 PM EDT (US) 1257 / 2562

Not so good for only 200 miles away.

After I restarted my computer.

YAY Hong Kong.

After I restarted my computer.

This is with a DSL connection.

(_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
(is not as helluva drug as pepe)

[This message has been edited by Freaky2 (edited 03-03-2007 @ 06:30 PM).]

StonewallJ
Seraph Emeritus
(id: Conquistador34)

posted 03-03-07 06:47 PM EDT (US) 1258 / 2562

Where's Luke?

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Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)

posted 03-03-07 06:48 PM EDT (US) 1259 / 2562

On my lap.

Yamato Take
Prince of Tennis

posted 03-03-07 06:50 PM EDT (US) 1260 / 2562

So... how 'bout those Mets?

Cosmopolitan? Check.

Thebean
Skirmisher

posted 03-03-07 07:18 PM EDT (US) 1261 / 2562

http://aom.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=st&fn=15&tn=24609&st=recent&f=15,24609,0,20

DO IT.

Pleeeease?

Meteora is a pissy bitch
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Purple
Skirmisher

posted 03-03-07 08:26 PM EDT (US) 1262 / 2562

You'd like that, woudn't you?

I like to keep my backdoor open - Echo

Fluttershy
Skirmisher
(id: Freaky2)

posted 03-03-07 08:27 PM EDT (US) 1263 / 2562

Too late.
Alex already convinced me to do it.

(_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
(is not as helluva drug as pepe)

ArcticWind7
Banned

posted 03-03-07 10:34 PM EDT (US) 1264 / 2562

I FOUND JESUS

_{He was hiding under a rock}

Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)

posted 03-03-07 10:37 PM EDT (US) 1265 / 2562

Quote:

He was hiding under a rock

OMG! Now tell that to the people who come looking for him at my door every flippin day: "Have you found Jesus yet?", I mean, my GOD that Jesus guy is good at hide n seek.

Fluttershy
Skirmisher
(id: Freaky2)

posted 03-03-07 11:08 PM EDT (US) 1266 / 2562

I havn't found Jesus yet.
But I found Waldo.

(_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
(is not as helluva drug as pepe)

von Nelson
Skirmisher
(id: General_Nelson)

posted 03-04-07 00:41 AM EDT (US) 1267 / 2562

I have well over a hundred mosquito bite.

Suicide is looking good.

< Jarrod Nelson>
Nelson looks good in his pics - Gaurdian_112
Wow, Nelson's awfully cute... - HP Lovesauce
Thanks for ruining something that I've waited over 6 years for. - Redneck93
It might be a bit of an odd moment to say so, but I still think Nelson's smile is awesome. - Hnossa
THIS SIGNATURE IS A TESTAMENT TO MY VANITY

Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 03-04-07 00:46 AM EDT (US) 1268 / 2562

Jesus is over-rated.

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

Fluttershy
Skirmisher
(id: Freaky2)

posted 03-04-07 01:09 AM EDT (US) 1269 / 2562

Waldo is under-rated.

(_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
(is not as helluva drug as pepe)

TaylorFlame
Lizard the Bard

posted 03-04-07 02:27 AM EDT (US) 1270 / 2562

Hahaha suicide.

TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.

onbekende
Skirmisher

posted 03-04-07 04:09 AM EDT (US) 1271 / 2562

I should really try it once at uni.

Emperor of the Benelux
Founder of the Commonwealth of Planets
Founder and CEO of JF

Xunny
Banned

posted 03-04-07 05:40 AM EDT (US) 1272 / 2562

I think it's safe to say, Jax IS Yann Tr�gou�t

ArcticWind7
Banned

posted 03-04-07 06:22 AM EDT (US) 1273 / 2562

I found Moses, turns out he was Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

ArcticWind7
Banned

posted 03-04-07 07:55 AM EDT (US) 1274 / 2562

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. ho is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

yakcamkir
Seraph Emeritus

posted 03-04-07 09:53 AM EDT (US) 1275 / 2562

Not too bad. It rarely performs properly though, due to having eleven other computers on it and being very flaky.

I liked my internet connection in hall a couple of years ago. A 365 MB download in four and a half minutes.

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