So me and my friends wound up some street preachers today. They were saying 'Jesus loves you' to ranom passer-bys and we all thought of comments and went past, then opened fire when they said it our way.
"Jesus loves you!"
"So God loves gays?"
"You just said Jesus was gay."
"No I didn't, I said Jesus loves you!"
"Yeah, so he was gay!"
"No he isn't!"
"You realise you're refering to Jesus in present tense?"
"Jesus died dude. You know, for a religon guy you don't know much about Jesus."
"You're disgrace to the Church!"
"Im'a go all Inquisitor on yo ass."
"Watch, im going to get the Pope to kick your head in for not knowing about Jesus"
After which we walked off and my friend swears he heard the man say "What just happened?" even though we were all in hysterics. The guy seemed to be completley lost as to why three teenager were picking on him about Jesus. He also seemed very quiet and unsure of himself when we walked past again an hour later.
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