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Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)
posted 10-16-08 06:34 PM EDT (US)         
Why hello there new guy. Look at you, all sharp and witty waiting to spill some of that onto our community forums. Well, before you do that there's some things you should do first. You don't have to, really, you can skip it all. Actually, the mere fact that you opened this thread tells me you're really insecure about yourself and should probably just avoid forumming altogether.

Oh right, stuff:
  • An Introduction to our forums - A lot of text you'll never read. But if you have questions go there.
  • Australians are jerks
  • KS hates black people, including himself.
  • A Stalker's Guide to our Forummers - contains intriguing information on forummers. None of which post here anymore. There's also pictures of white teenager nerds if you're into that kind of thing.
  • Meteora will offer you fish, decline.
  • Signature Guide - A guide to having obnoxiously shiny signatures. I hear the more smilies you have there the cooler you are.
  • Contrary to what Australians will say, Canada jokes are still in. Use them accordingly.
  • Beware of dog
  • Cheesewiz and Elpea > Shala
  • Some elitest jerks

    General Discussion Forummers:
    A message from DrNick:

    So it has come to my attention that some people have a hard time fitting in here despite the fact that things have become a little more welcoming in the past few months and that got me thinking. Maybe we need an introduction to Saloon culture. So if you read this before making a new thread, maybe you won't feel so left out!

    Anyway, here are a few tips:

    1. Have a point This may seem obvious to most until they read the threads here. It's sometimes hard to discern the point of something that's been battered in irony and deep fried in saloon culture. But if you make a thread, please, please have a clear goal in mind.
    2. Fad threads are teh evil Old timers sometimes make these so it might seem like a good idea. It's not.
    3. If it sounds like someone isn't being genuine, they probably aren't If you find yourself asking "Did he just say that?!?!" then the odds are, the poster was being sarcastic. Take a second look before flying off the handle.
    4. Silly is encouraged Enough said. Please don't confuse silliness with nonsense. There is a difference.
    5. Saloon Core Group Check out the thread. This is a great intro to "Saloon Culture".

    That's it for now. Thanks for listening and be sure to tip your waitresses.

    [This message has been edited by Elpea (edited 08-20-2009 @ 09:13 AM).]

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    Shrink
    on the trender train
    posted 10-16-08 06:38 PM EDT (US)     1 / 102       
    Guys what do you get if you fall in love?
    A pin to burst

    [This message has been edited by SHRInK (edited 06-09-2009 @ 08:56 PM).]

    Koramei
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-16-08 06:41 PM EDT (US)     2 / 102       
    Wait, uh, uh, what the heck is going on? This is rather highly confusing...
    GoForGoldenJarls
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-16-08 06:49 PM EDT (US)     3 / 102       
    Elpea
    Hal
    (id: lp_usa)
    posted 10-16-08 06:52 PM EDT (US)     4 / 102       
    wow gfgj, that link is amazing, thanks for sharing.

    N_E_Patriots
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-16-08 07:00 PM EDT (US)     5 / 102       
    The saloon core group will investigate this thread shortly. Until further notice, Elpea is off limits.

    I lost in the AOE3H FRR
    Support Gay Pride!
    Michael Jackson is innocent!
    I smell.
    Kumar Shah
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-16-08 07:17 PM EDT (US)     6 / 102       
    I hate black people?

    Can you do the Double Yoda?
    A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
    doitzelkaiseriii
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-16-08 07:23 PM EDT (US)     7 / 102       
    if you don't, you should

    We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
    Shrink
    on the trender train
    posted 10-16-08 07:24 PM EDT (US)     8 / 102       
    :O
    Meteora
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-16-08 10:13 PM EDT (US)     9 / 102       
    good thread has my approval

    ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
    Fluttershy
    Skirmisher
    (id: Freaky2)
    posted 10-16-08 11:14 PM EDT (US)     10 / 102       
    Something shiny!!
    I'm totally registering an account there.

    (_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
    (is not as helluva drug as pepe)
    Taufiq Khan
    Skirmisher
    (id: Shala_T)
    posted 10-17-08 01:01 AM EDT (US)     11 / 102       
    You should be more careful in future Elpea. You have to wait at least two weeks after a core group representative gives you permission to sticky anything.

    ★★★★★
    Von Mackensens Hat
    Skirmisher
    (id: DrNick)
    posted 10-17-08 11:45 AM EDT (US)     12 / 102       
    Thread doesn't mention me so I hate it with a passion.

    Dr Nick
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
    Aztec Warrior
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-17-08 12:11 PM EDT (US)     13 / 102       
    Now you know how I feel ALL THE TIME. I never get a mention.

    Hands up mothersticker this is a f**k up. - Peter Kay
    Homophobia is gay.
    "But, alas, we still have to make sure things are ok for the average 13 year old. And the average 13 year old doesn't need to see jax pleasuring a ping-pong paddle." - Cheesewiz
    Shrink
    on the trender train
    posted 10-17-08 07:42 PM EDT (US)     14 / 102       
    Someone change the HAS in the title to HAVE
    LordKivlov
    Royal Guard
    posted 10-17-08 09:29 PM EDT (US)     15 / 102       
    What do I get if I do?

    Proud Citizen of Sovietcanuckistan
    Elpea
    Hal
    (id: lp_usa)
    posted 10-17-08 10:28 PM EDT (US)     16 / 102       
    The day I do something useful with my mod powers is the day these forums die.

    Kumar Shah
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-17-08 11:33 PM EDT (US)     17 / 102       
    Ban Shrink.

    Can you do the Double Yoda?
    A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
    Byronic Hero
    Banned
    posted 10-18-08 03:37 PM EDT (US)     18 / 102       
    Shan Brink

    see what i did there?
    Taufiq Khan
    Skirmisher
    (id: Shala_T)
    posted 10-18-08 07:43 PM EDT (US)     19 / 102       
    SHUSH DIO!

    the illuminati will hear you

    ★★★★★
    doitzelkaiseriii
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-18-08 07:48 PM EDT (US)     20 / 102       
    taufiq stop friend requesting me we are not friends

    We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
    Ace
    Skirmisher
    (id: Ace of Diamonds)
    posted 10-18-08 08:01 PM EDT (US)     21 / 102       
    oh oh, forum bitch fight.

    taufiq, give him the silent treatment

    ♥-0
    Taufiq Khan
    Skirmisher
    (id: Shala_T)
    posted 10-19-08 08:19 AM EDT (US)     22 / 102       
    That hurt.

    ★★★★★
    Byronic Hero
    Banned
    posted 10-19-08 11:09 AM EDT (US)     23 / 102       
    taufiq stop friend requesting me we are not friends
    ice burn
    Jax
    HG Monument
    (id: Jax Omen)
    posted 10-20-08 11:42 AM EDT (US)     24 / 102       
    The new Saloon is feature lite and so user friendly.

    house won this
    Von Mackensens Hat
    Skirmisher
    (id: DrNick)
    posted 10-20-08 12:42 PM EDT (US)     25 / 102       
    or is it friendly lite and user feature?

    Dr Nick
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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