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Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)
posted 10-16-08 06:34 PM EDT (US)         
Why hello there new guy. Look at you, all sharp and witty waiting to spill some of that onto our community forums. Well, before you do that there's some things you should do first. You don't have to, really, you can skip it all. Actually, the mere fact that you opened this thread tells me you're really insecure about yourself and should probably just avoid forumming altogether.

Oh right, stuff:
  • An Introduction to our forums - A lot of text you'll never read. But if you have questions go there.
  • Australians are jerks
  • KS hates black people, including himself.
  • A Stalker's Guide to our Forummers - contains intriguing information on forummers. None of which post here anymore. There's also pictures of white teenager nerds if you're into that kind of thing.
  • Meteora will offer you fish, decline.
  • Signature Guide - A guide to having obnoxiously shiny signatures. I hear the more smilies you have there the cooler you are.
  • Contrary to what Australians will say, Canada jokes are still in. Use them accordingly.
  • Beware of dog
  • Cheesewiz and Elpea > Shala
  • Some elitest jerks

    General Discussion Forummers:
    A message from DrNick:

    So it has come to my attention that some people have a hard time fitting in here despite the fact that things have become a little more welcoming in the past few months and that got me thinking. Maybe we need an introduction to Saloon culture. So if you read this before making a new thread, maybe you won't feel so left out!

    Anyway, here are a few tips:

    1. Have a point This may seem obvious to most until they read the threads here. It's sometimes hard to discern the point of something that's been battered in irony and deep fried in saloon culture. But if you make a thread, please, please have a clear goal in mind.
    2. Fad threads are teh evil Old timers sometimes make these so it might seem like a good idea. It's not.
    3. If it sounds like someone isn't being genuine, they probably aren't If you find yourself asking "Did he just say that?!?!" then the odds are, the poster was being sarcastic. Take a second look before flying off the handle.
    4. Silly is encouraged Enough said. Please don't confuse silliness with nonsense. There is a difference.
    5. Saloon Core Group Check out the thread. This is a great intro to "Saloon Culture".

    That's it for now. Thanks for listening and be sure to tip your waitresses.

    [This message has been edited by Elpea (edited 08-20-2009 @ 09:13 AM).]

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    Elpea
    Hal
    (id: lp_usa)
    posted 10-20-08 02:06 PM EDT (US)     26 / 102       
    touche mr nick, touche.

    Kumar Shah
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-20-08 04:45 PM EDT (US)     27 / 102       
    where did he touch you?

    Can you do the Double Yoda?
    A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
    Von Mackensens Hat
    Skirmisher
    (id: DrNick)
    posted 10-20-08 06:21 PM EDT (US)     28 / 102       

    Dr Nick
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
    Shrink
    on the trender train
    posted 10-20-08 06:26 PM EDT (US)     29 / 102       
    Yet another image macro from DOCTOR NICKOVIC what a surprise

    NOT
    Von Mackensens Hat
    Skirmisher
    (id: DrNick)
    posted 10-20-08 06:54 PM EDT (US)     30 / 102       
    i made that one myself. Can you tell?

    Dr Nick
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
    Jax
    HG Monument
    (id: Jax Omen)
    posted 10-21-08 12:36 PM EDT (US)     31 / 102       
    It looks just like you!

    house won this
    Maffia
    AoE3H Seraph
    (id: fred_ernie)
    posted 10-21-08 03:02 PM EDT (US)     32 / 102       
    The good doctors eyebrows don't appear to move like that though.

    This month I have mostly been playing Dishonored Death of the Outsider and Darkest Dungeon
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    Centy13
    Skirmisher
    (id: Shan)
    posted 10-21-08 09:06 PM EDT (US)     33 / 102       
    Cheesewiz>Elpea

    ...
    [This message has been edited by Cheesewiz (edited 10-20-2008 @ 03:04 PM).]
    Yeah you wish.

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    Cheesewiz
    HG Alumnus
    posted 10-21-08 10:09 PM EDT (US)     34 / 102       
    If you choose to interperet it that way, feel free.

    Ex-Seraph Cheesewiz - Former WICH Webmaster, AOE3H Webmaster, & RTWH Staff, HeavenGames LLC
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    [This message has been edited by Cheesewiz (edited 09-06-2016 @ 01:51 AM).]

    Kumar Shah
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-22-08 09:14 AM EDT (US)     35 / 102       
    Its coz I made a Cheese appreciation thread and Elpea didn't get any.

    Can you do the Double Yoda?
    A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
    Centy13
    Skirmisher
    (id: Shan)
    posted 10-22-08 09:59 AM EDT (US)     36 / 102       
    That was actually supposed to represent me penetrating Elpea,
    Yeah, you wish.

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    Shrink
    on the trender train
    posted 10-22-08 10:44 AM EDT (US)     37 / 102       
    This is crass
    Alison
    Skirmisher
    (id: Alyssea)
    posted 10-22-08 07:00 PM EDT (US)     38 / 102       
    I disagree with this racism against Aussies.
    Meteora
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-22-08 07:23 PM EDT (US)     39 / 102       

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    [This message has been edited by Meteora (edited 02-21-2014 @ 09:36 PM).]

    LordKivlov
    Royal Guard
    posted 10-22-08 07:23 PM EDT (US)     40 / 102       
    Aussies are dinks.

    Proud Citizen of Sovietcanuckistan
    beekay
    Skirmisher
    (id: black_knight_101)
    posted 10-23-08 02:49 AM EDT (US)     41 / 102       
    :O!

    sig
    Shrink
    on the trender train
    posted 10-23-08 06:07 PM EDT (US)     42 / 102       
    shut up woman
    :O :O
    Jax
    HG Monument
    (id: Jax Omen)
    posted 10-24-08 08:40 AM EDT (US)     43 / 102       
    If I insult a black lady is it racism or sexism?

    house won this
    Shrink
    on the trender train
    posted 10-24-08 08:56 AM EDT (US)     44 / 102       
    Whoa whoa whoa don't go there that would be crazy and would probably cause the collapse of TIME ITSELF
    Von Mackensens Hat
    Skirmisher
    (id: DrNick)
    posted 10-24-08 11:46 AM EDT (US)     45 / 102       
    You'd get bitch slapped because black women are sassy.

    Dr Nick
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
    Maffia
    AoE3H Seraph
    (id: fred_ernie)
    posted 10-24-08 04:54 PM EDT (US)     46 / 102       
    that depends, either way you get a slab, or crushed if shes a fat black woman.

    This month I have mostly been playing Dishonored Death of the Outsider and Darkest Dungeon
    Steam - Maffia GFWL - Maffia01 YouTube - HGMaffia Twitter - @HGMaffia
    Age of Empires 3 Heaven Seraph

    What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare.
    [This message hasn't been edited by fred_ernie (or Maffia) (not edited 12-29-2005 @ 09:57 AM).]
    Taufiq Khan
    Skirmisher
    (id: Shala_T)
    posted 10-24-08 05:10 PM EDT (US)     47 / 102       
    You don't know how long I spent trying to find that Shaft convo we had going so that I could say "I CAN DIG IT".

    ★★★★★
    beekay
    Skirmisher
    (id: black_knight_101)
    posted 10-24-08 05:41 PM EDT (US)     48 / 102       
    If I insult a black lady is it racism or sexism?
    Pre-1900s America, more like.

    (ha ha cause americans owned black slaves ha?)

    sig
    Von Mackensens Hat
    Skirmisher
    (id: DrNick)
    posted 10-27-08 12:19 PM EDT (US)     49 / 102       
    Pre 1860s american south you mean if you're talking about slaves. If you're talking about iniquity under the law, pre 1960s and if you're talking about racism it pre 2008+.

    If you're talking about women's sufferage however, you're about right (give or take 20 years).

    Dr Nick
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
    Meteora
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-27-08 01:22 PM EDT (US)     50 / 102       
    I saw a movie called iron jawed angels in history class in high school and then in college philosophy class but anyway it is about women getting the right to vote and after I saw it I was like "man women had to work hard to get to vote" so now I respect women now because they had to fight really hard to get the right to vote and they are people too!

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