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Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)
posted 10-16-08 06:34 PM EDT (US)         
Why hello there new guy. Look at you, all sharp and witty waiting to spill some of that onto our community forums. Well, before you do that there's some things you should do first. You don't have to, really, you can skip it all. Actually, the mere fact that you opened this thread tells me you're really insecure about yourself and should probably just avoid forumming altogether.

Oh right, stuff:
  • An Introduction to our forums - A lot of text you'll never read. But if you have questions go there.
  • Australians are jerks
  • KS hates black people, including himself.
  • A Stalker's Guide to our Forummers - contains intriguing information on forummers. None of which post here anymore. There's also pictures of white teenager nerds if you're into that kind of thing.
  • Meteora will offer you fish, decline.
  • Signature Guide - A guide to having obnoxiously shiny signatures. I hear the more smilies you have there the cooler you are.
  • Contrary to what Australians will say, Canada jokes are still in. Use them accordingly.
  • Beware of dog
  • Cheesewiz and Elpea > Shala
  • Some elitest jerks

    General Discussion Forummers:
    A message from DrNick:

    So it has come to my attention that some people have a hard time fitting in here despite the fact that things have become a little more welcoming in the past few months and that got me thinking. Maybe we need an introduction to Saloon culture. So if you read this before making a new thread, maybe you won't feel so left out!

    Anyway, here are a few tips:

    1. Have a point This may seem obvious to most until they read the threads here. It's sometimes hard to discern the point of something that's been battered in irony and deep fried in saloon culture. But if you make a thread, please, please have a clear goal in mind.
    2. Fad threads are teh evil Old timers sometimes make these so it might seem like a good idea. It's not.
    3. If it sounds like someone isn't being genuine, they probably aren't If you find yourself asking "Did he just say that?!?!" then the odds are, the poster was being sarcastic. Take a second look before flying off the handle.
    4. Silly is encouraged Enough said. Please don't confuse silliness with nonsense. There is a difference.
    5. Saloon Core Group Check out the thread. This is a great intro to "Saloon Culture".

    That's it for now. Thanks for listening and be sure to tip your waitresses.

    [This message has been edited by Elpea (edited 08-20-2009 @ 09:13 AM).]

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    Maffia
    AoE3H Seraph
    (id: fred_ernie)
    posted 10-27-08 02:52 PM EDT (US)     51 / 102       
    have you been drinking mete? None of that makes sense.

    This month I have mostly been playing Dishonored Death of the Outsider and Darkest Dungeon
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    Age of Empires 3 Heaven Seraph

    What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare.
    [This message hasn't been edited by fred_ernie (or Maffia) (not edited 12-29-2005 @ 09:57 AM).]
    Cheesewiz
    HG Alumnus
    posted 10-27-08 02:55 PM EDT (US)     52 / 102       
    I hope not, that was at 10am California time.


    I think he was being ironic...but I can't tell.

    Ex-Seraph Cheesewiz - Former WICH Webmaster, AOE3H Webmaster, & RTWH Staff, HeavenGames LLC
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    Maffia
    AoE3H Seraph
    (id: fred_ernie)
    posted 10-27-08 03:01 PM EDT (US)     53 / 102       
    Could still be drunk from the night before.

    This month I have mostly been playing Dishonored Death of the Outsider and Darkest Dungeon
    Steam - Maffia GFWL - Maffia01 YouTube - HGMaffia Twitter - @HGMaffia
    Age of Empires 3 Heaven Seraph

    What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare.
    [This message hasn't been edited by fred_ernie (or Maffia) (not edited 12-29-2005 @ 09:57 AM).]
    Meteora
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-27-08 04:52 PM EDT (US)     54 / 102       
    Seems perfectly comprehensible to me.

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    beekay
    Skirmisher
    (id: black_knight_101)
    posted 10-27-08 05:08 PM EDT (US)     55 / 102       
    Same here.

    yaaay for hard-working women and their fight to earn the vote!

    sig
    Taufiq Khan
    Skirmisher
    (id: Shala_T)
    posted 10-27-08 05:09 PM EDT (US)     56 / 102       
    If by comprehensible you mean strangely erotic.

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    Von Mackensens Hat
    Skirmisher
    (id: DrNick)
    posted 10-27-08 05:16 PM EDT (US)     57 / 102       
    I saw a movie called iron jawed angels in history class in high school and then in college philosophy class but anyway it is about women getting the right to vote and after I saw it I was like "man women had to work hard to get to vote" so now I respect women now because they had to fight really hard to get the right to vote and they are people too!
    They had to fight hard to be on the silver dollar too but we took a big crap on that one didn't we? Also mete can't vote because he doesn't own property so don't listen to a word he says.

    Dr Nick
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

    [This message has been edited by DrNick (edited 10-27-2008 @ 05:17 PM).]

    Meteora
    Skirmisher
    posted 10-27-08 06:30 PM EDT (US)     58 / 102       
    If by comprehensible you mean strangely erotic.
    That's always what I mean.

    Also rick shut up at least I'm more than 3/5s of a person!

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    Von Mackensens Hat
    Skirmisher
    (id: DrNick)
    posted 10-27-08 06:34 PM EDT (US)     59 / 102       
    LOL they can't vote because they're not people except when it suits us.

    Dr Nick
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
    TaylorFlame
    Lizard the Bard
    posted 11-01-08 09:08 AM EDT (US)     60 / 102       
    where did all this anti-australian sentiment come from elpee?

    TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
    Shrink
    on the trender train
    posted 11-01-08 01:37 PM EDT (US)     61 / 102       
    It is the beginning of the inevitable backlash
    Elpea
    Hal
    (id: lp_usa)
    posted 11-03-08 09:36 AM EDT (US)     62 / 102       
    It started being too sad to make fun of Americans. When they/we were all arrogant and rich it was ok, but now... it's just sad .

    And I was touched by an Australian when I was a little boy .

    Taufiq Khan
    Skirmisher
    (id: Shala_T)
    posted 11-04-08 01:12 AM EDT (US)     63 / 102       
    You say it like you didn't like it!

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    Maffia
    AoE3H Seraph
    (id: fred_ernie)
    posted 11-04-08 02:05 PM EDT (US)     64 / 102       
    In other news I want candy!

    This month I have mostly been playing Dishonored Death of the Outsider and Darkest Dungeon
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    Age of Empires 3 Heaven Seraph

    What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare.
    [This message hasn't been edited by fred_ernie (or Maffia) (not edited 12-29-2005 @ 09:57 AM).]
    Droideka_11
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-07-08 10:16 AM EDT (US)     65 / 102       
    Zup ppl

    "Rot's given a free pass simply because he's Rot." - theferret
    Von Mackensens Hat
    Skirmisher
    (id: DrNick)
    posted 11-07-08 01:27 PM EDT (US)     66 / 102       
    Hey! Welcome to the saloon! What does your username mean?

    Dr Nick
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
    Droideka_11
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-07-08 02:21 PM EDT (US)     67 / 102       
    Hey nick thanks.
    Droideka is the droid in my avatar.
    Its from star wars (im a nerd )
    The underscore 11 part is just because droideka was already taken on my yahoo e mail account.

    What about you?
    It says DrNick but I've seen other people refer to you as rick.

    "Rot's given a free pass simply because he's Rot." - theferret
    LordKivlov
    Royal Guard
    posted 11-07-08 02:29 PM EDT (US)     68 / 102       
    He's not even a real doctor! He's lying to us!

    Proud Citizen of Sovietcanuckistan
    Maffia
    AoE3H Seraph
    (id: fred_ernie)
    posted 11-07-08 03:17 PM EDT (US)     69 / 102       
    His real name is Groucho, don't be fooled by all the lies.

    This month I have mostly been playing Dishonored Death of the Outsider and Darkest Dungeon
    Steam - Maffia GFWL - Maffia01 YouTube - HGMaffia Twitter - @HGMaffia
    Age of Empires 3 Heaven Seraph

    What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare.
    [This message hasn't been edited by fred_ernie (or Maffia) (not edited 12-29-2005 @ 09:57 AM).]
    Mapppp
    Skirmisher
    (id: Jimmy2)
    posted 11-07-08 09:31 PM EDT (US)     70 / 102       
    Hey guys!

    I'm kinda new here, so I read all the stickied topics and the links in this thread. They really helped me feel a lot more comfortable here. I'm glad I read them, they were really reassuring. I feel totally confident now that I have totally memorized the Forummer Fact Files. I'm also interested in pictures of nerdy white guys, as I happen to belong to that category.

    Hey Nick? You like Groucho too? Yeah, he's awesome. Yeah.

    I also tried to read the introduction to the forums, but as soon as I saw the page, I passed out in front of the monitor. Fortunately for me, I didn't have any questions after I awoke, so I didn't visit again.

    I look forward to posting here! I hope you don't ostracize me until I am forced away!

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    OutlandishTeacup
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-07-08 09:35 PM EDT (US)     71 / 102       
    I feel totally confident now that I have totally memorized the Forummer Fact Files.
    Good, because there's an in-depth quiz on the intimate details about every forummer who put his details in that thread two years ago and never posted again.

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    Mapppp
    Skirmisher
    (id: Jimmy2)
    posted 11-07-08 09:49 PM EDT (US)     72 / 102       
    I feel ready for that. Actually, give me a few more study hours. I can never remember Htilaskt623jfpt's Date of Birth.

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    Meteora
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-07-08 09:59 PM EDT (US)     73 / 102       
    Htilaskt623jfpt is not a real forummer.

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    Cheesewiz
    HG Alumnus
    posted 11-07-08 11:36 PM EDT (US)     74 / 102       
    But he was really born. And that riddle has never been solved before. Mappp may be the chosen one.

    Ex-Seraph Cheesewiz - Former WICH Webmaster, AOE3H Webmaster, & RTWH Staff, HeavenGames LLC
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    Droideka_11
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-08-08 00:44 AM EDT (US)     75 / 102       
    only the mods will know what I said

    "Rot's given a free pass simply because he's Rot." - theferret

    [This message has been edited by Droideka_11 (edited 11-08-2008 @ 00:55 AM).]

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