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Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)
posted 10-16-08 06:34 PM EDT (US)         
Why hello there new guy. Look at you, all sharp and witty waiting to spill some of that onto our community forums. Well, before you do that there's some things you should do first. You don't have to, really, you can skip it all. Actually, the mere fact that you opened this thread tells me you're really insecure about yourself and should probably just avoid forumming altogether.

Oh right, stuff:
  • An Introduction to our forums - A lot of text you'll never read. But if you have questions go there.
  • Australians are jerks
  • KS hates black people, including himself.
  • A Stalker's Guide to our Forummers - contains intriguing information on forummers. None of which post here anymore. There's also pictures of white teenager nerds if you're into that kind of thing.
  • Meteora will offer you fish, decline.
  • Signature Guide - A guide to having obnoxiously shiny signatures. I hear the more smilies you have there the cooler you are.
  • Contrary to what Australians will say, Canada jokes are still in. Use them accordingly.
  • Beware of dog
  • Cheesewiz and Elpea > Shala
  • Some elitest jerks

    General Discussion Forummers:
    A message from DrNick:

    So it has come to my attention that some people have a hard time fitting in here despite the fact that things have become a little more welcoming in the past few months and that got me thinking. Maybe we need an introduction to Saloon culture. So if you read this before making a new thread, maybe you won't feel so left out!

    Anyway, here are a few tips:

    1. Have a point This may seem obvious to most until they read the threads here. It's sometimes hard to discern the point of something that's been battered in irony and deep fried in saloon culture. But if you make a thread, please, please have a clear goal in mind.
    2. Fad threads are teh evil Old timers sometimes make these so it might seem like a good idea. It's not.
    3. If it sounds like someone isn't being genuine, they probably aren't If you find yourself asking "Did he just say that?!?!" then the odds are, the poster was being sarcastic. Take a second look before flying off the handle.
    4. Silly is encouraged Enough said. Please don't confuse silliness with nonsense. There is a difference.
    5. Saloon Core Group Check out the thread. This is a great intro to "Saloon Culture".

    That's it for now. Thanks for listening and be sure to tip your waitresses.

    [This message has been edited by Elpea (edited 08-20-2009 @ 09:13 AM).]

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    Droideka_11
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-08-08 00:53 AM EDT (US)     76 / 102       
    oops disregard

    "Rot's given a free pass simply because he's Rot." - theferret

    [This message has been edited by Droideka_11 (edited 11-08-2008 @ 00:54 AM).]

    Meteora
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-08-08 01:46 AM EDT (US)     77 / 102       
    Droideka you should not keep secrets from us.

    ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
    Taufiq Khan
    Skirmisher
    (id: Shala_T)
    posted 11-08-08 08:39 AM EDT (US)     78 / 102       
    This vexes me.

    ★★★★★
    Sad_But_True
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-08-08 12:01 PM EDT (US)     79 / 102       
    I'm appalled by you being vexed
    Lone_Prodigy
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-10-08 00:09 AM EDT (US)     80 / 102       

    Two reasons why underlining sucks:

    1. Italics look way better.
    2. Click here.

    Elpea
    Hal
    (id: lp_usa)
    posted 11-10-08 06:49 PM EDT (US)     81 / 102       
    anyway...

    Cheesewiz
    HG Alumnus
    posted 05-22-09 02:02 AM EDT (US)     82 / 102       
    I like reopening threads Elpea closed. Especially since he can't reclose them.

    Ex-Seraph Cheesewiz - Former WICH Webmaster, AOE3H Webmaster, & RTWH Staff, HeavenGames LLC
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    Zombie Gaddafi
    Eater of no hats
    (id: NeverPlayedHalo3)
    posted 05-22-09 03:47 PM EDT (US)     83 / 102       
    [GIF, (3.67 MB)]

    Elpea must hate you.

    4:45 PM - Papaya: can I say that I want to put a ****ing knife in his throat and then take it back

    If you don't like it here, we're not making you stay, so please, feel free to leave so Hook and I can make love to each other in peace.~ Shanks
    GoForGoldenJarls
    Skirmisher
    posted 05-23-09 09:43 AM EDT (US)     84 / 102       
    Kumar Shah
    Skirmisher
    posted 05-23-09 12:56 PM EDT (US)     85 / 102       
    Why did I hate black people again?

    Can you do the Double Yoda?
    A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
    brandnizzle
    Skirmisher
    posted 06-18-09 10:37 PM EDT (US)     86 / 102       
    They cause cancer.

    Having a signature will finally get me some respect.
    Mapppp
    Skirmisher
    (id: Jimmy2)
    posted 06-19-09 03:06 PM EDT (US)     87 / 102       
    I think my first post in this place ever is still on the page. Creepy.

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    Maffia
    AoE3H Seraph
    (id: fred_ernie)
    posted 06-19-09 04:28 PM EDT (US)     88 / 102       
    ^ That is your only post on this page!

    This month I have mostly been playing Dishonored Death of the Outsider and Darkest Dungeon
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    [This message hasn't been edited by fred_ernie (or Maffia) (not edited 12-29-2005 @ 09:57 AM).]
    superayush
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-02-09 00:40 AM EDT (US)     89 / 102       
    Q.what would u call people who maintain the grass around the ottoman capitol?
    A.imperial gardeners XD

    Q.why did they guy with gun won duel with a person who had rocket launcher?
    A.coz the guy with rocket launcer was blind

    "when starting a war it is not what right that matters but
    victory"
    CrazyLunatic
    Veteran Musketeer
    posted 11-02-09 00:44 AM EDT (US)     90 / 102       
    5 month bumps rock

    QUACK
    hoNo
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-02-09 02:23 AM EDT (US)     91 / 102       
    Superayush you're kinda lame
    Von Mackensens Hat
    Skirmisher
    (id: DrNick)
    posted 11-02-09 12:10 PM EDT (US)     92 / 102       
    Q.what would u call people who maintain the grass around the ottoman capitol?
    A.imperial gardeners XD

    Q.why did they guy with gun won duel with a person who had rocket launcher?
    A.coz the guy with rocket launcer was blind
    ------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------
    XD

    Dr Nick
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
    Shrink
    on the trender train
    posted 11-02-09 01:49 PM EDT (US)     93 / 102       
    Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball

    Cos he had NO BODY to go with

    Meteora
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-02-09 08:21 PM EDT (US)     94 / 102       
    what do elves learn in school?

    the ELF-abet!

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    LordKivlov
    Royal Guard
    posted 11-02-09 08:55 PM EDT (US)     95 / 102       
    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    Proud Citizen of Sovietcanuckistan
    hoNo
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-03-09 08:25 AM EDT (US)     96 / 102       
    How do you call a skeleton in the closet?

    Someone very good at playing hide and seek
    <insert various abbreviations such as ROFL and LMAO>
    Nikokun
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-03-09 01:41 PM EDT (US)     97 / 102       
    Q: why did hono say this thread was LMAO and post a joke?
    A: I dont know :/???

    "It's not that us nerds don't have a life, it's that we have two."-Rin

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    hoNo
    Skirmisher
    posted 11-05-09 02:19 AM EDT (US)     98 / 102       
    i didnt say this thread was LMAO
    Kumar Shah
    Skirmisher
    posted 01-26-12 01:35 AM EDT (US)     99 / 102       
    Been so long since I visited, so I read it.

    Apparently I hate black people?

    Can you do the Double Yoda?
    A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
    CrazyLunatic
    Veteran Musketeer
    posted 01-26-12 04:38 PM EDT (US)     100 / 102       
    Von Mackensens Hat
    Skirmisher
    (id: DrNick)
    posted 01-28-12 02:06 PM EDT (US)     101 / 102       
    Nice 3 yo necro.

    Dr Nick
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
    Centy13
    Skirmisher
    (id: Shan)
    posted 11-06-14 11:08 AM EDT (US)     102 / 102       
    Contrary to what Australians will say, Canada jokes are still in. Use them accordingly.
    I realise this is like 5 years late, but what, Canada jokes are always in. What bastard Australian implied this? (If it was me then I was crazy).

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    [This message has been edited by Centy13 (edited 11-06-2014 @ 11:08 AM).]

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