after a night of debauchery i dont think ive ever felt this sick.

i just kind of want to go to a waffle house and eat waffles but i cant because my mu wants me to go to church this is sooo shitty

Does that weird Australian website ever finish loading?

I exited after it got to like 60 font.

Hahah how do you find those sites?

I *think* it finished loading for me but I can't be sure.

People keep cheating on draw my thing. >

You watch how I move,
You mistake me for a Playa Pimp.
Been hit wit a few shells,
But I don't walk wit a limp.


Mete, your volley of threads were lame.


That is all.

I'm going to be honest and admit that I was surprised it took this long for any of them to be closed.

Also cheesewiz I don't feel bad in the slightest!

I want to make you feel bad, in all the wrong places.


METE_THE_LAME

So I was browsing through my old received files folder when I came across this...

It appears to be a aomh themed replacement lyrics to the song Moskau by Genghis Khan.
EDIT: moskau? wtf. I meant to write Boney M's Rasputin.

There lived a certain man in AoMH not-so long ago
He was big and tough, in his eyes a moderator's glow
Most forumers looked at him with terror and with fear
But to AoMH chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could mod the Community Discussions like a modder
Full of dancing bananas and flaming fire
But he also was the kind of designer
Women would desire

El El ElPeepee
Friend of the AoMH drama queen
There was a Brazillian that really was gone
El El ElPeepee
AoMH’s greatest love machine
It was no shame how he was always on

He ruled the AoMH Heaven and never mind the Soccy
Or his Donkey (whom was really wunderbar)
In all chances of Cherubim he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had some PHP to squeeze
For the drama queen he was no cheater dealer
Though she’d heard the things he’d done
Everyone believed he was a good AoM player
that made everything seem fun.

El El ElPeepee
Friend of the AoMH drama queen
There was a Brazillian that really was gone
El El ElPeepee
AoMH’s greatest love machine
It was no shame how he was always on

(spoken
But when his frustration with HG and his hunger
For bananas became known to more and more forumers,
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louder.

This man’s just got to go! declared his AoMH enemies
But the ladies begged don’t you try to do it, please
No doubt this El Peepee had lots of hidden charms
Though he was far from Shiva who had multiple arms
Then one night some Angels of higher standing
Set a trap, they’re not to blame
Come talk about Fwiffo they kept demanding
And he really came

El El Peepee
Friend of the drama queen
They put some blackmail into his e-mail
El El Peepee
AoMH’s greatest love machine
He handled it all and he said I feel fine

El El Peepee
Friend of the drama queen
They didn’t quit, they wanted his head
El El Peepee
AoMH’s greatest love machine
And so they flamed him until online he was dead

(spoken oh, those AoMHers....

[This message has been edited by Shan (edited 02-24-2009 @ 08:47 PM).]

It makes me pine for a simpler time.

:sadmete:

what.

I also wrote a poem about elpea.

Two letters spell the name of this red nut,
Who always loves to make my good threads shut.
But that's no matter, for here he's no mod
Even though he must have a pretty 'bod',
Unless that title is only given
Not to male Brazilians, but their women.
He made a thread about acquainting
With others whom we'd fancy meeting.
All in all he's an excellent fellow;
We'll wish him luck and hope he stays mellow.


also i still have this one!

A twin of Tyme's lives near Los Angeles;
He is real neat, though sometimes he will miss
A point of mine in a heated debate.
He is a "doctor" who none of us hate,
But Tyme changed his name to a mundane rhyme.
Don't worry though; this man still loves sweet Tyme.
This old doctor doesn't visit much these days,
And for weeks, far away is where he stays.
We'll love him a lot, though, that much is true.
And we pray that he does not have the flu.

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU GUYS

come here for a big hug!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You like men. Ewwwwwww.

Oh **** off james.

and yay elpea hugs! my favorite kind!

Yeah we wouldn't want to have any of those fagots gays around here

[This message has been edited by Sawyer (edited 02-25-2009 @ 02:52 AM).]

I hope by **** you mean love.

No.

Yes.

No, not really. =/.

I come here all the time mete!