I don't take kindly to leaders...

Make sure our meetin' place is secure, I don't want no feds er I mean mods involved.

well lets say everone is a leader.

Elpea's a dood.

no, she is an emale, halfway...

Elpea isn't an e-mail either.



This thread is now about Queen.

NR=1

[This message has been edited by LordKivlov (edited 12-25-2009 @ 05:19 AM).]

no, stay on track. we must destroy Elpea, just because you didn't get Barbies in your socks this morning.

why do you keep making so many threads, and why do they never improve

ImperialLobster

[This message has been edited by KS (edited 12-25-2009 @ 11:46 AM).]

I'm pro-Elpea, so I'll see you in hell.

One time I was watching a Queen video and saw that Freddie Mercury was wearing a Habs cap. Way 2 go!

I'm pro elpea. thats pro-PEA. Which shortens to PEA.

ImperialLobster

+1

Dear...:

[_] Mod.
[_] future Mod.
[_] logical and thoughtful poster.
[_] poster I greatly admire.
[_] person who is commiting logical fallacies.
[X] poster who makes me sigh.
[_] complainer.
[_] flamer.
[_] forum troll.
[_] smurf.
[X] infidel.

You...:

[_] made a thread worthy of a sticky.
[_] made a post that I greatly approve of.
[_] posted relevant and useful information.
[_] went to the trouble of researching something for someone you don't know.
[_] made the forum a slightly better place.
[_] complained about something for at least the hundredth time.
[_] ignored the Saloon's Unofficial Core Group.
[_] ignored the CoC.
[_] believed a rumour or other unconfirmed information.
[_] posted a frankly completely unworkable political suggestion.
[_] posted a news article without any personal commentary.
[_] posted a news article with idiotic personal commentary.
[_] blatantly trolled this forum.
[_] blatantly trolled this thread.
[_] posted a stupid chatlog.
[_] posted a wall of text.
[_] copied and pasted something for at least the hundredth time.
[X] gave me a headache.

I hereby...:

[_] nominate you for a future Modship.
[_] would like to congratulate you on a worthwhile post.
[_] officially request further posts of this calibre.
[_] commend you on an admirable effort.
[_] invite you to research your facts more carefully.
[X] suggest that you re-evaluate your position.
[_] disqualify you from the human race for disorderly conduct.
[_] recommend you stop making up statistics.
[_] invite you to look up the proper use of "they're," "their" and "there".
[_] offer to tutor you on English grammar and punctuation.
[X] bite my thumb at thee.
[X] suggest you continue until you're banned.

If you want this sort of hokey-forumey politics, please go to any other heaven. ktkx!

We will now proceed to discuss queen.

I'd like to have some of the dairy off THAT queen.

ill help kill the elpea infadels

Thats just not right Sawer, shes like really old and stuff.

Some guys are into banging old chicks. Don't judge him.

Alas the band of rebels has fallen! Now let us salute to our good Queen.

elpea is now mad, he plans to destroy the world in 2012 now, ty very much IL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyCCd8MCcZY

[This message has been edited by crazyLUNATIC (edited 12-26-2009 @ 09:01 PM).]

Thats just not right Sawer, shes like really old and stuff.

Cottage cheese...

The Cottage Cheese
Granny came back from milking the highland sheep. It was a windy day and she held onto her hat like a beggar to a shekel.
"Cottage cheese for lunch, my lads." She smiled, heaving the bucket of calcium enriched liquid into the hut that served as their home in the hills of Scotland.
After a while it was lunchtime and they sat down at the oak table, Scott, Granny and the sheepdog, in front of the meal.
"Now, lets pray top the great Elpea, our provider and our haggis slayer."
"Amen to that!" grinned Scott before tucking into the food.
"I haven't finished!" Granny called out, but it was too late. Scott had eaten some of the sacred cattle snack. There was a thunderous roar, the log hut shook and out of the window they saw dark brown cloud in the foggy skies.
"HAGGIS!!!" The sheepdog shrieked and lay under the table.
After a few minutes the log hut was covered in the demonized haggis. They came in through the door, the window and the floors. If you go up to Loch lomond, to this day you will notice a large brown heap on one of the hills.