Can you saw where exactly? And nice goal indeed. Good pre-action.

Kingsland Stand
Block 30
Row: S
Seat: 757

You won't be able to see me anyway, the quality of that film is way too bad.

Indeed, is just a digital mobile camera. and you don't have to give me your exact place, I don't even know where that stadium is.

I havn't played football in soo long :s

A group of Paras challenged to us a rugby match yesterday though. It was a nice, friendly match untill some Lance-jack called me a Corpral. I huddled up my team and told them that if more than five of their players walked away from the mach without a pretty decent injury the whole squad was on jankers for a week.

That got them motivated.

I'll challenge the Techys to a game of footie tomorrow, they're pretty good apparently.

I find mentioning organs makes a story a lot more enjoyable to write

Damnit! My computer died and Shrink is no longer on msn

I've just given masturbation advice to a girl I like (we started discussing it I asked her if she had any 'things' and she replied she had a thing for masturbation) and she's just started praising god and telling me im amazing and she owes me big time and im going to be the luckyist guy in the world and im fabulous and everything.

Guess how much im smiling. Go on; guess.

Your smiling alot. Your smiling so much that we would die if we saw a photo.

You're smiling so much the smile wouldn't fit in a photo.

You're not smiling at all. Infact you are probably frowning.

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Ironic to say the laest.

Why dont you say the mots then?

I'm going to the moon. Don't wait up.

I'm on the moon. I'll see you there.

Can I come? Give me a lift someone.

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Let me guess, you were over the moon and had a downer at the wrong moment?

Either way, he's still on top of the moon.

And Im stuck on Earth because no-one will give me a lift.

Here, have this!

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At the wrong moment? If he'd come down before or after the moon he would've burnt up on entry to Earth's atmosphere, and if he hadn't come down at all he'd float off into space.

Why thank you Shan.

*Drinks, and flies upwards, landing on the moon seconds later.*

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It's my moon! *cries*

Not anymore.