Elpea, or ELPWH, is by proclamation the official and most holy deity of the Saloon!

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Cheesewiz
HG Alumnus

posted 12-23-09 09:59 PM EDT (US)

By order of the Saloon Sheriff and as a testiment to our witnessing of his acts of awesome power, Elpea, who shall henceforce be referred to by all non-holymen as ELPWH for sanctity, is hearby declared the Official Saloon Deity and Most High God, Our Protector in Love.

One cannot deny the proof:

Elpea has created a wall to keep us from posting in the God thread. Clearly he is more powerful than any other deities!

ALL HAIL ELPEA, PATRON GOD OF THE SALOON!

Our Divine Elpea is a vengeful god. He has destroyed the Santa saloon picture!!!

WE ARE SORRY THAT WE HAVE SO OFFENDED YOU ELPEA! Though we approve of your removal of such pagan symbols!

Most of all, Elpea has shown himself to be a shapeshifter!

Hail the Elpea of Nature!

Hail the Elpea of Youth!

Hail the Elpea of the Harvest!

If you would like to establish a personal relationship with the divine ELPWH, then follow him on Twitter, like Jesus.

As further evidence of his power, Twitter informs me that Elpea has over 150 'followers'. "As our numbers grow, so should our prayer life."

We give our faith unto you, oh ELPWH!

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Cheesewiz
HG Alumnus

posted 12-24-09 01:48 PM EDT (US) 26 / 48

hth, hths, The first picture is actually Him.

AS IS ALL OF NATURE, FOR OUR LORD ELPWH TAKES ALL FORMS AND FLOWS THROUGH ALL.

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Maffia
AoE3H Seraph
(id: fred_ernie)

posted 12-24-09 02:26 PM EDT (US) 27 / 48

You forgot this picture of LP.

Elpea's Myspace

Source

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Centy13
Skirmisher
(id: Shan)

posted 12-24-09 04:22 PM EDT (US) 28 / 48

Whatever happened to the Staff of Truth?

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

GoForGoldenJarls
Skirmisher

posted 12-24-09 04:27 PM EDT (US) 29 / 48

It was eated by a Flying Purple Hippo.

Yorick the Jester
Skirmisher
(id: DrNick)

posted 12-24-09 05:01 PM EDT (US) 30 / 48

Why is elpea wearing girl shorts?

Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs?
Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Not one now, to mock your own grinning?

GoForGoldenJarls
Skirmisher

posted 12-24-09 05:05 PM EDT (US) 31 / 48

ELPWH standing in front of his less potent kid brother.

Meteora
Skirmisher

posted 12-24-09 05:15 PM EDT (US) 32 / 48

I like how the statue of jesus appears to be worshiping ELPWH.

very fitting.

^{★ ★ ★ ★ ★}

Eternal War0
Skirmisher

posted 12-24-09 07:19 PM EDT (US) 33 / 48

You guys forgot to point out how Pieces of Shit like the almighty Elpea are the reason this site will fail...

Good grief!

General_II
Skirmisher

posted 12-24-09 08:13 PM EDT (US) 34 / 48

And he's really pink.

Sad_But_True
Skirmisher

posted 12-24-09 08:20 PM EDT (US) 35 / 48

Why must white people fail so much in life

Proud Leader of the Fearsome Fivesome: Judgε

LordKivlov
Royal Guard

posted 12-24-09 08:47 PM EDT (US) 36 / 48

Because we're awesome, hth hth.

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Zombie Gaddafi
Eater of no hats
(id: NeverPlayedHalo3)

posted 12-25-09 00:12 AM EDT (US) 37 / 48

elpea ends the world in 2012

4:45 PM - Papaya: can I say that I want to put a ****ing knife in his throat and then take it back

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As_Saffah
Scenario Reviewer

posted 12-25-09 01:09 AM EDT (US) 38 / 48

Yea, even as the seventh sign is revealed and the Brazil nuts come out of the woodwork, the Saloon is the house of the chosen one, the doombringer and administrator of all punishments and blessings; you shall know him by the flying purple hippo in the firmament and the Pirarucu in your bathtub.

Actually I spent about five minutes trying to figure out which Heaven is ELPWH...Endless Lumbar Puncture Wars Heaven? Echo Locator Pulse Wave Heaven?

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Cheesewiz
HG Alumnus

posted 12-25-09 01:42 AM EDT (US) 39 / 48

Well, judging from YHWH, it is might be related to Your Here, Why? Heaven.

ImperialLobster
Skirmisher

posted 12-25-09 03:07 AM EDT (US) 40 / 48

1922:The world is created, by Elpea. The time before that was just the backdrop script. But in fact, that is just a lie, spread in Elpea's book, Age of Games.
1948: Elpea rigs the votes in favour of the creation of Israel.
1990-present: Elpea sends in lots of asylum seekers into the UK, just to piss of Imperial Lobster, leader of the rebel army of Salooners.
Who will join my army to combat this evil demon that is Elpea????
Join my army:Elpea is a false idol

KEEP
CALM
AND
CARRY
ON
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Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 12-25-09 11:44 AM EDT (US) 41 / 48

Elpea I have a spare Xbox 360.

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)

posted 12-25-09 01:16 PM EDT (US) 42 / 48

how much do you want for it?

Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 12-25-09 01:26 PM EDT (US) 43 / 48

Nothing. But I can't assure that it will have all the accessories, but should have enough of the wires to start playing it.

All I would need is your shipping address.

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

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Sawyer
Skirmisher

posted 12-25-09 04:06 PM EDT (US) 44 / 48

Also give us your street address, just in case.

hth

Pears: ok i downloaded a few scenerios and it says place the mp3 folders in the "sound" folder but i cant find the sound folder any where please help!
Elpea: Your sound folder is right next to your fart sounds folder.

CrazyLunatic
Veteran Musketeer

posted 12-25-09 04:26 PM EDT (US) 45 / 48

here are some peas for the holy elpea!

QUACK

Mariomasta RJK
Skirmisher

posted 12-25-09 09:39 PM EDT (US) 46 / 48

Im atheist but even i see the powa of Elpea, its undeniable now

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morgoth93
Skirmisher

posted 12-25-09 10:12 PM EDT (US) 47 / 48

IVE GOT TO PEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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ImperialLobster
Skirmisher

posted 12-26-09 01:39 PM EDT (US) 48 / 48

teehee a rude joke.

KEEP
CALM
AND
CARRY
ON
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