Pears: ok i downloaded a few scenerios and it says place the mp3 folders in the "sound" folder but i cant find the sound folder any where please help! Elpea: Your sound folder is right next to your fart sounds folder.
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Guard of Osiris Skirmisher
posted 02-20-10 04:43 AM
EDT (US)
1 / 2711
first post
castwcrt rip 2010-2010
Maffia AoE3H Seraph
(id: fred_ernie)
posted 02-20-10 05:24 AM
EDT (US)
2 / 2711
We've either matured a lot since the old day or become boring, this would be on page 10 by now a couple of years ago.
What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. [This message hasn't been edited by fred_ernie (or Maffia) (not edited 12-29-2005 @ 09:57 AM).]
What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. [This message hasn't been edited by fred_ernie (or Maffia) (not edited 12-29-2005 @ 09:57 AM).]
Cheesewiz HG Alumnus
posted 02-20-10 01:04 PM
EDT (US)
5 / 2711
Hear Ye, Hear Ye.
A Declaration of the Articles of Too Much Orange
Version 4.2 - February 20th 2010
Preamble
I, Cheesewiz, one of the (greatest) moderators in the great history of the great Heaven of Age of Empires III, in order to form a more perfect forum union, establish justice amongst the threads, promote general forum tranquility, provide for the common defense of Off-Topic threads, promote the general welfare of the forum, and to insure the liberties of forumers and future forumers to come, do hereby demand that organization come to Too Much Orange. As its representative, the following Articles are thus recognized by the Saloon.
Article #1
The Saloon states that Too Much Orange threads began as a single thread, listed below as TMO I. TMO II began once TMO I was closed, and the others then followed. The original TMO was named that way so as to point out that all of the moderators at that time were Seraphs and were thus colored orange. After TMO I was established as The Saloon's official spam thread, the tradition seen below slowly grew. The following articles were originally created on August 28th, 2007, during TMO XVIII, with alterations since then. The original posts exists within the edit history here.
Article #2
We of the Saloon now state that there are only some 'spam' threads that are actually worthy of being considered Too Much Orange
The criterion are as follows: - A TMO must be declared a TMO, and not a TMG, initially by its creator. - A TMO must have an extremely large number of posts or have had the intention of having a large number of posts before being closed due to a ban on all TMO threads. - A TMO cannot have been closed by a moderator because of a duplicate thread scenario. - A TMO must be from Age of Empires III Heaven.
Article #3
A Too Much Green thread, lacking in holiness is recognized as a Spam thread, but not a pure TMO. They are not to be included in this list.
Article #4
TMO threads, upon their creation, from this day forward, must be acknowledged by a number to serve for ease of reference. This must be in the title post or in the title itself at any given time.
Article #5
TMO threads shall always have at least one winner. That winner shall be the person who receives the 2500th post, and could be shared with another person if special circumstances exist, such as the owner of the last post in a 2500+ post thread. That person has the right to create a new thread. If multiple winners exist, then they may make competing threads, though only one will remain open. This will be decided by member selection and endorsement.
Article #6
These are the holy Too Much Orange Threads. To change this list is to be punishable by frowning faces unless accompanied by a worthy amendment to this document.
This document also recognizes the following as truly Saloon traditions, and they are thus also worthy of preservation and respectful use.
hth, hth - This phrase grew from an original misunderstanding by forumer Cheesewiz as to the meaning of the common phrase "hth". Normally meaning "hope this helps", he thought it meant "Hottie to Hottie". This led to a Saloon Christmas image that helped to popularize the phrase, and the eventual creation of the combination phrase "hth, hth", which means Hope This Helps, Hottie to Hottie.
An Analysis of TMO Posting Rates - A graph compiled of total posts in TMO threads with an equation for total post projections at the request of then Forumer (formerly AOE3H Seraph) Stonewall J.
The Holy Deity ELPWH - ELPWH, also known as forumer Elpea, is the patron deity of the Saloon and its high protector.
SEAM HORSeS - It may well be the silliest thread ever made, but it was also one of the greatest. It led to an artistic revolution that helped change Saloon culture, and it made Shrink one of the greatest Salooners to ever post.
Anthology of Saloon Memes - This thread, created by CunniJA, lists many Saloon memes, some of which are also here. It also has extensive comments on them from a variety of forumers.
This Article may be amended to accurate reflect future and suggested Saloon Traditions.
Article #8
This post is to be updated in order for its long term use. It is also to be posted in other locations by its creator. All research done by the creator of this document is based on forum searches and personal memory.
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Change Log: Spelling fixes, updated to TMO XXI Add next time: This credit image to shusky
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As_Saffah Scenario Reviewer
posted 02-20-10 04:40 PM
EDT (US)
6 / 2711
Done, also added the winnar.
Crunkatog on ESO Bart331 balance suggestion: aztec: remove civ Voltiguer: Ender, Sioux in 1.04 will be a top civ, no matter how many layers of Sioux goggles you put on schildpad on Elephants: ...their mansabdar unit sucks so hard it looks like a black hole Crunkatog on Steam.
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Sawyer Skirmisher
posted 02-20-10 05:32 PM
EDT (US)
8 / 2711
TMO XX - Too Much Orange: Ants are fascinating! Currently Ongoing.
Also can someone change the title to "Return of the banjo god" or something else less lame than what it is
Pears: ok i downloaded a few scenerios and it says place the mp3 folders in the "sound" folder but i cant find the sound folder any where please help! Elpea: Your sound folder is right next to your fart sounds folder.
[This message has been edited by Sawyer (edited 02-20-2010 @ 05:36 PM).]
Cheesewiz HG Alumnus
posted 02-20-10 05:44 PM
EDT (US)
9 / 2711
All in due time, and of course it is already done!
Pears: ok i downloaded a few scenerios and it says place the mp3 folders in the "sound" folder but i cant find the sound folder any where please help! Elpea: Your sound folder is right next to your fart sounds folder.
Sawyer Skirmisher
posted 02-20-10 06:57 PM
EDT (US)
12 / 2711
On a similar topic, how's the winter olympics going there? Canada hosting the olympics = fail lol
Pears: ok i downloaded a few scenerios and it says place the mp3 folders in the "sound" folder but i cant find the sound folder any where please help! Elpea: Your sound folder is right next to your fart sounds folder.
Maffia AoE3H Seraph
(id: fred_ernie)
posted 02-20-10 07:27 PM
EDT (US)
13 / 2711
Not too bad, we've got one gold, better than I expected us to get.
And we are looking good to get something out of the curling.
What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. [This message hasn't been edited by fred_ernie (or Maffia) (not edited 12-29-2005 @ 09:57 AM).]
Cheesewiz HG Alumnus
posted 02-20-10 07:27 PM
EDT (US)
14 / 2711
Bah. I'm the one that retrieved it
...Hahahahah....my mistake!
Saffah is still pretty awesome though, but Kivy is super cool as well.
What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. [This message hasn't been edited by fred_ernie (or Maffia) (not edited 12-29-2005 @ 09:57 AM).]
CookieCrisp13 Skirmisher
posted 02-20-10 07:40 PM
EDT (US)
16 / 2711
The sport of curling is so small in the US that me and my college buddies are going to start a team and make it to the olympics by 2014.
i'm friends with somebody on facebook who is on a curling team. i don't really know who he is but i know i friended him through thewhisper.net facebook group.
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Maffia AoE3H Seraph
(id: fred_ernie)
posted 02-20-10 07:43 PM
EDT (US)
18 / 2711
I think that pretty much sums curling up, its what the weird people up in the north of the country play.
What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. [This message hasn't been edited by fred_ernie (or Maffia) (not edited 12-29-2005 @ 09:57 AM).]
What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. [This message hasn't been edited by fred_ernie (or Maffia) (not edited 12-29-2005 @ 09:57 AM).]
GoForGoldenJarls Skirmisher
posted 02-20-10 09:29 PM
EDT (US)
20 / 2711
So far, I'm winning!
Fluttershy Skirmisher
(id: Freaky2)
posted 02-20-10 10:54 PM
EDT (US)
21 / 2711
In reality, you're losing.
(_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅() (is not as helluva drug as pepe)
Meteora Skirmisher
posted 02-20-10 11:00 PM
EDT (US)
22 / 2711
So far, I'm winning!
No I'm winning!!
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Taufiq Khan Skirmisher
(id: Shala_T)
posted 02-21-10 03:44 AM
EDT (US)
23 / 2711
i'm winning now but have pr much no chance of ever winning a tmo
it's quite depressing kind of like watching a potato try to be a carrot
hth hth
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Cheap Plastic Rosary Skirmisher
(id: D0ct0r Wh0)
posted 02-21-10 04:08 AM
EDT (US)
24 / 2711
Hey, guys. I'm just here to let you know that I'm about to ruin your day.
Why? I just happen to feel like it.
That very well may be because I came back from a really sh***y trip to Grand Island by car (that's over six f***ing hours in a cramped f***ing car) just to see my sister and her cheerleading team perform for three minutes. Why they decided to hold it all the way in Grand Freaking Island is beyond me since most of the teams came from Omaha and Eastern Nebraksa - where people actually live. It's insane to make 14 out of 17 of the families drive to a desolate sh**hole just to see their daughters dance or cheer for three minutes. (Not that we don't care about our sisters' or daughters' acheivements, we just don't see how six hours of driving for three minutes of glory is anything even close to a fair tradeoff.)
I was hoping to see something interesting, something new, in Grand Island. It was a lot like home (you know, lots of fast food joints and businesses), and yet not a freaking thing like it. We had a hell of a time trying to find the place where the cheerleading competition was. And when we got there, it smelled overpoweringly like a giant freaking fart (because there is a horse track in the same area).
One we finally got into the building, the air was breathable, but that's about the only good thing they had there. The guys in charge of the place are freaking Nazis. They wouldn't let ANYONE take outside food or drink into the arena so we'd be forced to buy their highly overpriced crap. ($2.50 for a 26 ounce soda's outrageous. I can get a 32 ouncer from Burger King for a bit over half of that.)And they'd try to force innocent people who were minding their own businesses to move from their seats. Can bet your ass you wouldn't get pushed around by cranky bald guys in blue shirts at the Orpheum or the Qwest Center.
And my dad was feeling ill and very grouchy. Never heard so many obscene words come out of his mouth in one day in my life. After he puked it got a little better, but all of us (except my sister, who was with her cheerleading team in GI and having a good time) just wanted to get the f*** out of the middle of nowhere (That's all anywhere west of Omaha is) and GO FREAKING HOME.
I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER want to travel outside of Omaha again! And most certainly not by car!
Now how was I talking about?
Oh, yeah, ruining YOUR pathetic little lives :
...[T]he least initial deviation from the truth is multiplied later a thousandfold. -Aristotle, De Caelo
On the lips of the catechist the first proclamation must ring out over and over: “Jesus Christ loves you; he gave his life to save you; and now he is living at your side every day to enlighten, strengthen and free you.” - Pope Francis, The Joy of the Gospel
Call me out if I fail or seem to fail to live up to either of these. Either I will learn something, you will learn something, or we both will.
[This message has been edited by D0CT0R WH0 (edited 02-21-2010 @ 04:16 AM).]
hoNo Skirmisher
posted 02-21-10 04:52 AM
EDT (US)
25 / 2711
My attention span is too small to read that large bunch of text. Should I visit a psychiatre?